Himmler's Sex Preferences:  Auz expects a lot out of his partners, so be sure to read this part of his file before attempting the dangerous art of courting him.
Himmler's Sex Preferences
The collegiate sexual fluency and well-roundedness of Auzdein von Himmler:

Accessing Alliance Cortex database for retrieval of personnel record for one:
"Auzdein von Himmler Sex Philosophy"  File Number:  XXX-XX-XXXX

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Not-so-nursery Rhymes:

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it.  He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it."

There once was a man named Dave, who kept a dead whore in his cave.  He said with a grunt, "What a mighty cold cunt, but look at the money I've saved."
他媽的

---[Prerequisites for Fucking Auz]---
Education:
Figure / Physique:
Gender:
Height:
Hygiene:
Orientation:
Pussy:
Stamina / Libido:

---[Forbidden]--- 
Cosmetics / make-up, jewelry / piercings, tattoos (rare exceptions), heeled shoes, weaves (hair extensions), cosmetic implants.

---[Sexual Introduction]---
* The partner(s) must be skilled in performing all of these things:
Usually begins with:  
     

他媽
Sex Life Summary

2503:13:  An adolescent Auzdein discovers the energy signature of masturbation, and his insatiable attraction and appreciation for sexy human females.  Difficulty achieving certain relations inspires him.

2504:  14, Auz begins to test the proverbial waters of sexual relations; his appetite, curiosity, and creativity only growing with each passing experience.  Challenging the status quo and scientific community, he fucks on.

2508: 18, appointed Grode Guardian by a secret society within an elitist military officers training unit; sworn to protect, issue out, recollect, amass, filter, judge, improve, and maintain the secrecy of the finest porn in all the Verse.

2510: 20, now on active duty in the military, the prospect of imminent and horrible death and disfigurement keeps and further motivates Auzdein to continue and accelerate his many experiments and studies.  Using Black Operations tactics, and the help of his friends in other secret societies, he executes his work in between combat operations, and smuggles his highly controversial works back home across many alien lands and heavily monitored borders.

2517:  27, having successfully performed his Grode Guardian duties in total secrecy and anonymity, Auzdein proudly inventories his growing stockpile of the Verse's finest porn.  His experiments and studies have added a voluminous collection of notebooks, academic papers, short stories, and film scripts to this cache.  Having invented many new positions and tricks all his own, Auzdein compiles them all into two iconic, unprecedented works:  Inisfree, and The Nymphonomicon.  Now a published sex therapist and philosopher, and now having successfully bedded dozens upon dozens of girls, the young Auzdein earns the title Sexual Connoisseur.

2518:  28 years old, upon receiving the revelation that, even when perverted and violent in some cases, any and all sexual acts and interactions can be healthy, beneficial, enlightening, and therapeutic, Auz continues to refine his masterful creations.  Instead of tiring or running out of ideas, he continues to get more and more; his faith and enthusiasm in this field and its innocence and criticality growing just as much.  As his new home-city blossoms into immortality, his sexual conquests, exploits, and accolades exponentially metastasize.  Engineering, cloning, raising, educating, housing, and training hundreds of thousands of ideal human females, he practices his advanced sex arts with them countless times a piece, with no end in sight.  Auz becomes the only known Djinn-Nymph Instructor demigod.
 


"Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  The answer is 'Yes.'"
“他媽的是不是答案。他媽的是疑問。答案是是的。' ”


High, especially in all matters of sex
Hourglass, toned but no muscle lines
Female (human or humanoid)
Usually shorter (4'11"-5'9")
Excellent and daily (if not hourly)
Bisexual and adores double- and triple-penetration
Tight, clean-shaven, odorless (except flowery)
Athletic, even during groups and BDSM
Namaste shared-hands prayer,
Sensual and sexual full-body massage (during group shower / jacuzzi with spectators and judges),
Tantric Partners Yoga,
Throat and asshole elasticizing (for females)

Not-so-P-C humor:

Q. What's black and blue and hates sex?
A. The 10-year-old boy in the trunk of my car.
Favorites

* Arabian Goggles
* Adultery
* Age-play
* Apparatus / Sex Machine (complex)
* Anal Training
* Anal Virginity
* Anatomically Correct
* Begging (receiving)
* Being Rimmed / Rimjobs
* Biting
* Blindfolds
* Blood & Gore (via The Hunt; doing to others)
* Bloodplay
* Blowing / Sucking (hot and cool air teasing)
* Bondage for Art
* Breath Control / Shared Breath
* Breast Smothering
* Breastplay / Nippleplay
* Cable Wheel (large wooden spool for cable) (used
   for (blindfolded) bondage and centrifugal force)
* Caging
* Casualness
* Chains
* Chakras
* Choking
* Choreographed
* Cock / Balls / Pussy / Ass / Breasts / Nipples / 
   Tongue / Feet / Hands Worship / Cupping
* Cock / Balls Smothering (giving)
* Cock Slapping
* Coercion / Blackmail
* Command / Obey
* Competition with other doms or subs
* Consensual
* Corsets (on girls)
* Cowgirl (and Reverse)
* Crab, the
* Cradle (standing position)
* Cradling
* Creampie (giving)
* Crotch Sniffing
* Cuckolding​

* Cuddling
* Cum Enemas
* Cum Marking
* Cum-from-mouth (of girl to girl)
* Cum-on-clothes
* Cum-stringing (like Lady and the Tramp 
   (movie scene) spaghetti sharing) between girls.
* Cum-swapping (with excessive French kissing)
   including:  ass-to-ass, ass-to-pussy, mouth-to-ass,
   mouth-to-pussy, pussy-to-ass, pussy-to-mouth,
   pussy-to-pussy, and (to POWs) ass-to-mouth.
* Dance Sex
* Degradation
* Demons
* Dirty Talking
* Discipline / Punishments (including parental)
* Doggy (prone, on all fours, standing, forearms held)
* Dominant / Submissive
* Double Penetration
* Electric Toys
* Enemas
* Energy-gasms / Full-body Orgasms
* Enslavement
* Exercise
* Face Slapping
* Fear
* Fingers in Mouth / Fish-hooking
* Flexibility / Contortionism
* Flogging / Whipping / Paddling
* Food-play
* Foot-play
* Force
* Forced Bisexuality (giving)
* Forced Clotheswearing
* Forced Heterosexuality (giving)
* Forced Homosexuality (giving)
* Forced Incest (a technicality; only to Inisfreeans)
* Forced Nudity
* Gagging
* Gags (rope, sock, ball-, cock-, teabag-, dildo-gag)
* Gas Masks
* Giving Anal Sex
* Giving / Receiving Oral Sex
* Grinding
* Hair Pulling
* Handjobs / Fingerjobs
* Hands-free (Multiple) Orgasm / Restrained Orgasm
* Handstand Oral Sex
* Heavy Bondage for Sexual Play
* House Toy
* Humiliation (including public)
* Humans
* Hypnotism / Mind Control / Body Control
* Immobilization
* Ice
* Incest (depends)
* Kama Sutra / Partners Yoga (advanced) positions 
* Kidnapping
* Large Cocks (giving)
* Leash & Collar
* Licking (including between fingers and toes, and
   inside ears during grinding and cumming)
* Light Bondage for Sexual Play
* Magic Users
* Massaging
* Master / (Pet / Slave)
* Masturbation
* Medical Play
* Mental / Behavior Restraints
* Missionary (position)
* Multiple Orgasms
* Multiple Partners
* Mustache Ride (giving)
* Navel Play
* Non-Consensual Scenes (giving)
* Nonsexual Licking
* Nonsexual Pain
* Nonsexual Servitude
* Nymph(s)
* Oiled
* Outdoor Scenes
* Oral Discipline (via inserting objects into the mouth)
* Oral Virginity
* Orgasm Control
* Orgasm Denial
* Orgies
* Partner Swapping / Swinging
* Photographing / Videotaping
* Physical Exhaustion
* Physical Restraints, Handcuffs, Ankle-cuffs, Chains
* Pigtails as Handlebars
* Pleasure Control
* Pleasure Denial
* Possession / Trading Bodies (your consciousness
   occupies their body, so you feel what their body
   feels during the sex)
* Pre-existing Relationships
* Prehensile Cocks / Pussies (players can 
   control the motion / flexing (Keegles) of their genitals)
* Pressure Points
* Public Scenes
* Public Masturbation
* Pussy Smothering / Face Sitting
* Rape (including pseudo-rape)
* Realistic Cum
* Rimming
* Risk of Pregnancy (to POWs)
* Robots / Androids
* Role Reversal
* Romantic
* Roughhousing / Wrestling
* Sadism / Masochism / Sadomasochism
* School Scenes
* Scissor, the (guy & girl, girl & girl, chain-linked)
* Sex-driven
* Sex Toys (dildo, Sybian, wand)
* Sexual Exhaustion
* Sexual Frustration
* Sexual Licking
* Sexual Pain
* Sexual Restraints
* Sexual Torture
* Sexy / Slutty clothing
* Sixtynine / 69 (including on-side and standing)
* Shocker, the
* Slippery
* Smooth
* Snowballing
* Snuggling
* Soft Cum Facials
* Spanking (including Alternative; other than the ass)
* Spitting
* Splits (all four+ variations)
* Spread-eagle
* Squirting
* Story-driven
* Strap-ons (giving)
* Submersion (often combined with the Cable Wheel,
   vibra-wand, blood/cum swapping, and Cum Enema)
* Swallowing / Gargling Blood, and Blood Swapping
* Swallowing / Gargling Semen (giving)
* Sweat Licking
* Swings, Harnesses
* Tatters: clothes ripped into shreds for bondage.
* Teasing
* Tentacles
* Throat Penetration / Deep-throating / Skull-fucking /
   Face-fucking (giving)
* Tit-fucking
* Tongue Sucking
* Transformation
* Triple+ Penetration (giving)
* TV Antennae (position)
* Twins / Clones
* Underwear in Mouth
* Vaginal Penetration
* Vaginal to Maw
* Verbal Abuse
* Very Experienced Partners
* Very Lithe Partners
* Vomiting (forcing others, onto others)
* Voyeurism / Exhibitionism
* Wet & Messy
* Wheel (Yoga) 69
* Wheelbarrow
* White/Angry Dragon
* Younger Partners
* Yuri (unrelated by blood and both female)

SCENES:

* Airborne
* Arena (stands / risers, and playing-field 
as the 
   sport itself)
* Asylum
* Babysitter
* Bank / Robbery
* Beach / Shore
* Blackout / Pitch Black
* Cargo Plane / Mile-high Club
* Catwalk / Fire Escape
* Clock Tower
* Club / Stripper Stage / Gogo Platform
* Combat / Reenactment
* Construction Site
* Costume Party
* Courtroom
* Deep Space / Zero Gravity / Spaceships
* Demolition Derby
* Dentist's Office
* Dungeon
* Forbidden Loves
* Garage (including parking garages)
* Graveyard
* Helicopter (including harnessed to exterior)
* Hospital
* Interrogation
* Laboratory
* Locker Room
* Magic Show / Magician's Assistant(s)
* Nightclub / Bar
* Non-consensual / Rape (including Roofies)
* Office
* Outdoor / Creek / Stream / Star/Moonlight
* Parent
* Parody / Spoof
* Parties (Beach, Hotel, Motel, Tailgate)
* Penthouse
* Pirate Ship
* Planetary Exploration
* Police Station / Jail / Prison
* Public
* Radio Tower
* Roller-rink
* Rooftop
* Roleplay within Roleplay
* School / Academy / University
* Secret Rendezvous
* Shower / Bath
* Sleep / Sleep-over / Slumber Party
* Surprise Parties (cake dancers)
* Underwater / SCUBA
* Vampyric Castle
* Video / Computer Game Reenactment
* Water / Pool / Pond / Waterfall
* Wedding (often with bride's maids)
* Yacht

UNIFORMS / OUTFITS / COSTUMES:

* Ballroom Gowns
* Body-paint
* Businesswoman / Secretary
* Cop / Police / SWAT
* Combat Loads / Boots
* Construction Worker
* Cowgirl
* Firefighter
* Football Player
* Glasses (non-prescription)
* Gogo Boots / Gogo Dancer
* Leather
* Masks
* Mesh / Fish-net
* Military Camouflage / Dress-uniforms
* Nightgown / Kimono
* Ninja
* Nun
* Nurse
* Pajamas
* Pirate
* Preppy / Abercrombie
* Rollerskates / Rollerblades
* Schoolgirl (usually short tie and plaid mini-skirt)
* Shoes (usually Vans, Keds, and their knee-high
   equivalents)
* Socks / Stockings
* Swim/bathing-suit
* Teddy (Nightie)
* Uggs
* Underwear
* Wedding Dress
* Zoot Suits
Will Do

* Auto-fellatio (watching)
* Bukkake
* Cum Bath
* Cum Lube (covering penis with semen
   before receiving fellatio)
* Curvaceous
* Excessive Semen (giving)
* Hard Cum Facials (giving)
* Heat / Estrus (hormones create              intense desire for sex/orgasm)
* Heavy Cum Inflation (to POWs)
* Humiliation / Degradation
* Humor / Comedy / Satire
* Internal Cumshots
* Kinbaku - rope
* Light Cum Inflation (giving)
* Lycanthropy
* Objectification (treating the submissive    like a piece of art, furniture, etc)
* Parent / Child (usually Inisfreean)
* Speech Restrictions
* Suspension
* Uniforms, clothing, strip teases
* Uppity: combative / disobedient                submissive (rough sex / rape)
* Sloppy Seconds+
* Snuff (to POWs, such as in The Hunt)
* Teasing
* Twincest (Inisfreean semi-incest with    twin girls) (POW version: twincest          mung)
* Vacuum Toys
Might Do (Will Do to POWs)

* Absorption / Osmosis: may absorb the    prey during or after sex.
* Anal Fisting (depends)
* Anal Gaping (depends)
* Anthros (rarely)
* Black Cocks (giving, watching)
* Body Alteration (of others)
* Cervical Penetration
* Chastity
* Cock Tails (giving, watching) 
* Cock-tongue (tongue becomes a              cock, 
like Xeno's inner jaw-tongue)
* Corsets (on male POWs)
* Cum-from-nose (from girl / POW)
* Dragons
* Ferals
* Genital / Nipple Piercings 
* Inexperienced Partners (for abuse if        unwilling, for eager teaching if willing)
* Intestinal Penetration 
* Lactation (rarely, with Inisfreean 
   incest)
* Multi Genitalia (multiple external sex        organs, such as two+ vaginas)
* Nonsexual Roleplay
* Older Partners / Age-play (rarely, 
   slightly older, POWs: much older)
* Popping 
* Potions / Injections / Medicines /              Experiments 
* Premature Ejaculation
* Prostitution 
* Quadrupeds
* Scratching
* Shaving
* Size Differences (1 - 3 feet) (rarely)
* Size Differences (Macro / Micro) 
* Small Breasts (rarely)
* Smoking (incense; not tobacco) 
* Smothering (rarely, usually to POWs)
* Snake Cocks (giving, watching)
* Succubi (rarely, POWs)
* Receiving Anal Sex (minor; finger)
* Tail Pulling
* Tail Sex (penetration via tail, including       self/masturbation vaginally, anally,         and orally).  May merge with Snake         Cock (sentient) and/or Cock Tail.
* Transformation
* Transgenders (applied to females 
   and/or POWs)
* Translucent Beings
* Vaginal Fisting
* Vaginal Gaping
* Vampires (sometimes)
* Very Muscular Partners (rarely)
* Wax-play

* Will not directly penetrate a male, but 
   will indirectly penetrate a male via a 
   strap-on, dildo, device, or via another 
   male for POW 'breaking' purposes.
Will Not Do (Will Do to POWs)

* Abrasions 
* Amputee
* Anal / Nipple / Pee-hole Vore 
* Anal-to-maw
* Animals
* Anal-to-vaginal
* Avians
* Barbed Cocks
* Bathroom Use Control
* Bats
* Beastiality
* Bovines
* Branding
* Breast / Nipple Torture
* Burning
* Canines
* Castration
* Catheterization
* Cervines
* Chastity
* Cock-fucking / Docking 
* Condoms
* Crippled
* Cross-dressing
* Cum-from-(any unusual orifice) (to males) 
* Death
* Decapitation
* Diapers
* Digestion – (POW passes through a digestive      tract, may or may not survive, may volunteer      or be coerced/forced to repeat the process)
* Disposal – after Digestion, POW is excreted 
   as waste
* Drowning
* Drug / Alcohol / Tobacco Use
* Elderly
* Emasculation (penis amputation)
* Enemas of:  piss, shit, vomit, volatiles
* Equines
* Evisceration
* Extreme Humiliation
* Extreme Tightness
* Farting / Queefing
* Felines
* Force Feeding
* Frot / Docking / Tribadism 
* Gel Beings
* Genital Torture
* Gokkun (one+ people ejaculating and possibly      saving it for an extended period of time for          later application)
* Growth / Shrinkage
* Gryphons
* Hard Vore (depends)
* Heavy Ballooning
* Hermaphrodites
* Hirsute (excessive hair)
* Impalement
* Incineration
* Incubi
* Infantilism 
* Knotting (penis bulb becomes stuck)
* Lapines
* Large Breasts
* Latex / Rubber
* Micro / Macro / Mega / Hyper (anything)
* Menses / Mung
* Mummification
* Mustelines
* Mutilation (including Genital) / Nullification
* Necrophilia (depends)
* Needle-play
* Nonsexual Piercings
* Nonsexual Torture
* Oviposition
* Paraplegic
* Phoenixes
* Pregnancy
* Puppy/Pony-play
* Realistic Vore – eating (with or without                cooking) the POW
* Reptiles
* Rodents 
* Rubber Beings
* Scat
* Scenting (depends)
* Shared Fart / Shit
* Shemales
* Skunks
* Small Cocks 
* Snot
* Soft Vore (depends)
* Soul Vore – the soul eats the POW, and/or the    POW's soul is eaten.
* Squirrels
* Suffocation
* Swallowing / Gargling Urine / Feces
* Symbolic / Ownership Piercings
* Tickling (depends)
* Taurs / Chakats
* Transexuals
* Unbirthing – vaginal vore in which the POW          ages in reverse, attaches to an umbilical cord,    and has their growth/nutrients returned to the    dominant, climaxing in their death by returning    to conception-state.
* Urinating (into clothes, onto others
* Ursines
* Vaginal Virginity (depends)
* Very Fat Partners
* Watersports
* Weight Gain
* Weight Loss
* Yaoi (unrelated by blood and both male)
* Zoophilia

* Wetting, watersports, swallowing urine/feces,        scat torture, piss/shit inflation (swelling their          belly (or any body part) orally/vaginally/anally),      hyper (excessive) watersports/scat, vomit                  inflation (inflation of cheeks and/or belly (or any    body part) with vomit via any orifice), living                insertions (living creatures).
喜好




惡劣
巨靈女神
Be Advised:

The following lists and information only scratch the surface of the encyclopedic wizardry that Auzdein's sexual repertoire has become.

強姦
Holistic Nutrition Automatically Includes
      Holistic Sex

Sex executed masterfully is the greatest form of exercise and human expression possible in this reality.  Sex is for unleashing raw, madjical love.

Proper sex inevitably and rapidly leads to merging consciousness, detoxification of the body and emotions, realignment of the muscle groups and chakras, whitening of the teeth and sclera, shining of the skin and eyes, stretching of all tendons and ligaments, deep tissue massaging of the entire body, increasing all of the senses, headache relief, lowering of the blood pressure, cleansing of the blood vessels, achieving a lasting and increasing feeling of self-worth and belonging, long-term release from all forms of anxiety, an automatic and incredibly strong sense of mutual trust and mutual fulfillment, increased stamina, decreased aging (and reversed or terminated aging in some cases), and so much more.

The benefits of sex are so innumerable and remarkable that many of them remain unheard of and highly cherished to this very moment.

Sex is correctly seen as the holiest of holies by many advanced societies and cultures.  Everyone feels drawn and compelled to experience sex.  A growing number of us feel just as drawn and compelled to expand upon and into this glorious, literally breathtaking, life changing, spirit uplifting, creativity unlocking art.

God / Goddess / All-That-Is / Great Mother / Allah / Yahweh / Great Spirit / The Force / Gaia / Yin-Yang are all one and the same, and sex is a major and integral, beautiful part of them all.

STDs are caused not by too much sex, but by the repression of sex (which causes blockages of our natural, pure, innocent, sacred energy), and by the acquiescence to sex with substandard individuals. The way to cure and eradicate them is not with abstinence, prescription narcotics, or even prayer; rather, it is with more sex; proper sex, and when enjoying that holy art with multiple enlightened people, they will not be vulnerable to contracting the STD(s), no matter how contagious others may believe them to be!

Whatever your ailment is, the secret and ancient, wondrous Tao of Sex can permanently cure You.
"A bitch aint felt real love 'til a gangsta get up in it."
“一個婊子不真正感受到愛直到一匪幫流氓起床在它”
Be Advised:

Although extremely rare and unlikely, Auzdein may decide to subject captured hostile personnel to some of the techniques listed in the 'Might Do' and 'Will Not Do' columns.  Auzdein does not execute those techniques himself, though; instead, he uses whatever technology is available to him at the time.