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The Nymphonomicon
The Nymphonomicon
Orienting:
Orienting:
The better-known Necronomicon (the 'Book of the Dead') covers such topics as how to communicate with and resurrect the dead, whether they be humans or other animals (the Inisfreean expansion of the Necronomicon even covers such advanced topics as how to resurrect dead plants and even dead planets and stars; terraforming and helioforming). On a side note, the Necronomicon is one of the books used by the wizard known to the Outlanders as Jesus; the book which taught him how to resurrect both others and even himself. Based on this book's nomenclature (naming convention), the Nymphonomicon was born.
Abstract:
The Nymphonomicon, on the other hand (the 'Book of Sex', sometimes also called the 'Bible of Sex'), is an elaboration and expansion upon the Kama Sutra and thousands of other sexual, sensual, and platonic literary works, and covers such topics as how to arrange the most mutually idyllic orgies, as well as how to surpass orgasms for energy-gasms and much more. Chapters cover every sex position and technique known to the Inisfreeans, whose collective sexual knowledge and capabilities far exceed that of any and every human in the Outlands. The Nymphonomicon explains in scientific terminology precisely how to move, smell, look, taste, sound, touch, think, project, breathe, flex, relax, and coordinate (amongst many other things) in every conceivable sexual situation. It also explains in scientific terminology how to use sex to become and stay immortal; all thoroughly tested and proven by the Inisfreeans in their exclusive, remote, resort-city called Inisfree.
Format:
Written first in the elven-looking Inisfreean language, and encoded on both memory-crystals in the foundation of Inisfree city (part of the city's conscious, overseeing, biomechanical, super-computer called the Grid Mind), as well as within the minds and collective consciousness of the Inisfreean-borne citizens (via their Inisfreean Neural Network; a form of telepathy and ansible technology called 'technopathy'), this book, in its encyclopedic and voluminous entirety, is available for viewing and reading in the mind's eye or via the computer screen of anyone or device granted clearance to connect with its computer file. Because it is stored on crystals and within Inisfreean brains, Outlander computers and other devices do not have the ability to detect, interpret, or even download a copy of it, let alone read, edit, or otherwise alter it. In order to access its file to read and study it, the Governor (Commander and reigning authority over all of Inisfree and the Inisfreeans) must consciously will it to become available to the person or device requesting it.
Abstract:
The Nymphonomicon, on the other hand (the 'Book of Sex', sometimes also called the 'Bible of Sex'), is an elaboration and expansion upon the Kama Sutra and thousands of other sexual, sensual, and platonic literary works, and covers such topics as how to arrange the most mutually idyllic orgies, as well as how to surpass orgasms for energy-gasms and much more. Chapters cover every sex position and technique known to the Inisfreeans, whose collective sexual knowledge and capabilities far exceed that of any and every human in the Outlands. The Nymphonomicon explains in scientific terminology precisely how to move, smell, look, taste, sound, touch, think, project, breathe, flex, relax, and coordinate (amongst many other things) in every conceivable sexual situation. It also explains in scientific terminology how to use sex to become and stay immortal; all thoroughly tested and proven by the Inisfreeans in their exclusive, remote, resort-city called Inisfree.
Format:
Written first in the elven-looking Inisfreean language, and encoded on both memory-crystals in the foundation of Inisfree city (part of the city's conscious, overseeing, biomechanical, super-computer called the Grid Mind), as well as within the minds and collective consciousness of the Inisfreean-borne citizens (via their Inisfreean Neural Network; a form of telepathy and ansible technology called 'technopathy'), this book, in its encyclopedic and voluminous entirety, is available for viewing and reading in the mind's eye or via the computer screen of anyone or device granted clearance to connect with its computer file. Because it is stored on crystals and within Inisfreean brains, Outlander computers and other devices do not have the ability to detect, interpret, or even download a copy of it, let alone read, edit, or otherwise alter it. In order to access its file to read and study it, the Governor (Commander and reigning authority over all of Inisfree and the Inisfreeans) must consciously will it to become available to the person or device requesting it.
Table of Contents:
Forward
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VOCABULARY
Terminology
x
Jargon / Slang
x
Abbreviations
x
Sexual Personality Types
x
Outland Societies/Communities and Online Social Networks
x
HOW-TO
Positions
x
Toys/Devices
x
Sensual Massage
x
Techniques
x
Inisfreean Customs & Courtesies
x
Games
x
Pornographic Filming
x
Kama Sutra
x
Tantric Sex
x
Energy-gasms
x
Tantric Partners Yoga
x
Orgies
x
Sigils
x
Sex Spells
x
Sex Magic
x
Choreographed Gymnastic Performance Orgies
x
Sensual Therapy
x
Sensual Rehabilitation
x
ACADEMIC
Sexual Education Curricula at Liberty High School
x
The Tantric Academy
x
Military and Combat Sex
x
Master Female Rites
x
Challenge-and-Pass of the Pearly Gates
x
Forward
x
VOCABULARY
Terminology
x
Jargon / Slang
x
Abbreviations
x
Sexual Personality Types
x
Outland Societies/Communities and Online Social Networks
x
HOW-TO
Positions
x
Toys/Devices
x
Sensual Massage
x
Techniques
x
Inisfreean Customs & Courtesies
x
Games
x
Pornographic Filming
x
Kama Sutra
x
Tantric Sex
x
Energy-gasms
x
Tantric Partners Yoga
x
Orgies
x
Sigils
x
Sex Spells
x
Sex Magic
x
Choreographed Gymnastic Performance Orgies
x
Sensual Therapy
x
Sensual Rehabilitation
x
ACADEMIC
Sexual Education Curricula at Liberty High School
x
The Tantric Academy
x
Military and Combat Sex
x
Master Female Rites
x
Challenge-and-Pass of the Pearly Gates
x
性別
本書
Taking it Deeper
Script:
Script:
The font used in the Nymphonomicon is a special form of cursive and calligraphy developed by the Inisfreeans and their city's Grid Mind such that every line of each alphabet character and number subtly looks like a sperm. This has a subconscious and subliminal, very positive and stirring (arousing yet simultaneously calming) effect on the reader(s). When the physical (aka 'hard' (what a convenient and fitting pun! (and 'fitting' was a fitting pun and innuendo, too!))) copy is held and read, the reader can glide their fingertips over the writing for yet another masterfully subtle aphrodisiac; the pages of the Nymphonomicon hard copy do not feel like papyrus, paper, or plastic, but the silken flesh of a truly heavenly, young, taut female. The writing itself will feel like lips with the perfect wetness on them; just the right amount of moisture which will never run dry no matter how many times it is felt (and, yes, 'lips' means either kind; of the mouth or the pussy).
Turning the Page:
As readers of the hard copy of this amazingly high-tech book turn from one page to the next, moving forward through the text, the sound of the pages being turned will not be like that of Outlander books; instead, it will sound ever so slightly like the sigh ("Ughhh.") of a horny girl. Similarly, when the readers turn the pages back, moving back to a previous section, their turning will sound ever so slightly like the 'Ooo!' of a saucy, flirty, surprised girl; curious, horny, and using her innate musical vocal qualities to even further seduce.
'Smart' Subatomic Transmutation:
Like all Inisfreean constructs (ICs) if anything is spilled on this book, such as an ejaculation, for example, the book will easily and quickly absorb it such that no staining or other damage to the pages or any other part of the book will be possible. Like slurping up a spurt or pool of cum off the flesh or floor, this book wantonly accepts in fluids and other secretions.
Turning the Page:
As readers of the hard copy of this amazingly high-tech book turn from one page to the next, moving forward through the text, the sound of the pages being turned will not be like that of Outlander books; instead, it will sound ever so slightly like the sigh ("Ughhh.") of a horny girl. Similarly, when the readers turn the pages back, moving back to a previous section, their turning will sound ever so slightly like the 'Ooo!' of a saucy, flirty, surprised girl; curious, horny, and using her innate musical vocal qualities to even further seduce.
'Smart' Subatomic Transmutation:
Like all Inisfreean constructs (ICs) if anything is spilled on this book, such as an ejaculation, for example, the book will easily and quickly absorb it such that no staining or other damage to the pages or any other part of the book will be possible. Like slurping up a spurt or pool of cum off the flesh or floor, this book wantonly accepts in fluids and other secretions.