Inisfree Constitution News: Written in the Spring of 2012 and ratified that May, this is now one of the foundation documents of Inisfree.
noun: constitution; plural noun: constitutions
1. a body of fundamental principles or established precedents according to which a state or other organization is acknowledged to be governed.
synonyms: charter, social code, law; bill of rights; rules, regulations, fundamental principles
singular proper noun: Constitution; noun: the Constitution
- the basic written set of principles and precedents of federal government in the U.S., which came into operation in 1789 and has since been modified by twenty-seven amendments.
2. the composition of something.
"the genetic constitution of a species"
synonyms: composition, makeup, structure, construction, arrangement, configuration, formation, anatomy
"the chemical constitution of the dye"
"the constitution of a police authority"
- the forming or establishing of something.
3. a person's physical state with regard to vitality, health, and strength.
"pregnancy had weakened her constitution"
synonyms: health, physical condition, fettle; physique
"she has the constitution of an ox"
- a person's mental or psychological makeup.
A few points to consider before reading the following document:
- Here within, 'President' has been replaced with 'Governor', 'American Way' with 'Inisfreean Way', Congress is no longer bicameral, there are four Congresses instead of one, and 'United States' has been replaced with 'the Inisfreean realm'. That is not to say that these changes are equivalents, nor even loosely comparable; just that they are the basic and frequent changes throughout the following document, and how it might be easy to relate and think of them as you read along.
- Monarchs and dictatorships, just like food, cars, and firearms, are not automatically hurtful. It is how they are applied that makes them one thing or another. There has been good royalty. There have been good dictators. It is illogical, shallow-minded, petty, short-sighted, and wrong to ban all of a thing just because a few people in history used it in a way that some people did not like. Corn syrup is a perfect example of this, as are GMOs; highly useful, versatile, cost-effective things which are naturally occurring, anyway, and which only have problems when a tiny percentage of people use them recklessly. It is with this logic that we restore the positive connotations and nature of monarchs, dictatorships, and other things, such as the pentagram and swastika which were adopted and redefined by modern groups. We now restore the truth and innocence about these things.
- The United States cleared out most of the Native Americans in part to establish itself. Inisfree cleared out most of the humans of Earth in part to establish itself.
- Most of the Founding Fathers of the United States owned slaves. So, too, does the Founding Father of the Inisfreean realm. The Founders of the United States owned African slaves against their will. The Founder of Inisfree owns Outlander slaves who volunteer for this lifestyle. These voluntary slaves are brought to Inisfree where they study and train with hopes of graduating to become Inisfree's kajirae; female pleasure slaves, sometimes (affectionately and approvingly) called 'slave girls' or 'slave sluts'. This is the polar opposite of calling African slaves 'niggers', for Inisfreeans adore, treasure, and protect their slaves.
- The equivalent of the Reconstruction in the aftermath of the American Civil War is the 39 Outlands cities allowed to be built in the aftermath of The Rapture Campaign.
- Like how the United States and the United Kingdom eventually became allies, the Inisfreean realm and its allies eventually become on good terms with the Earth humans, though only for a few decades leading into the era of the mega-cities of Judge Dredd's time, then again only for a few decades during the 2500s with a small percentage of the humans of 34 Tauri.
- We don't need or use credit, insurance, money, or taxes in the Inisfreean realm, and our censuses are remote, non-invasive, automatic, and more than annual.
- We have worked all 27 U.S. Constitution amendments into Inisfree's Constitution, thus our Bill of Rights is part of our Constitution, not separate in any way, and our only current amendments are completely different, reflecting the developments of the centuries following the ratification of our Constitution.
- Above all else, even above the fact that this is intended to be a 'living document'; open to augmentation and revision to keep pace with modern, changing times and needs (unlike the religious documents, such as the Qur'an, Bible, and Torah, which specifically threaten all people against making any changes, even though all of their texts have had many changes over the centuries, and even though they are proven plagiarizations of earlier texts), we keep in the forefront of our minds the fact that there are and should often be exceptions to every rule; that people and their honest and extenuating circumstances matter more than even such a well-written, well-thought-out document; that we must never place the value or laws of words on paper above the correct logic of our fellow people. Executive orders and a variety of other tools and techniques help maintain the flexibility we need to remain relevant and helpful to our wise people.
We the People of Inisfree, in partnership with the Angels (winged people), Aspara (river nymph people), Demi-deities (people descended from advanced beings), Demons (Angels deployed to newer realms), Drow (cave people), Elementals (people made of stone, water, air, fire, lightning, and shadow), Elves (tall humanoids descended from Angels), Fay (Fairies; small humanoids descended from Angels), Merpeople (Mermaids; people of the oceans), Naga (half-snake people), Nymphs (loving sex oriented people, including Dryads), Titans (very tall and large people, including Giants, descendants of the Nibiruans and others; people of Agharta), Vampires (the quick people of magic, not all of which drink blood), Werewolves (shape-shifting people), X-Men (human mutants of beautiful form and useful major evolutions), and others, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Inisfreean realm and all its allies.
Article. I. Legislative Powers
Section. 1. Legislative Branch Divisions
All legislative Powers herein granted to the Outlands shall be vested in the four Congresses of Inisfree, which shall consist of one Congress for the Earth, one Congress for the Milky Way Galaxy, one Congress for the Universe, and one Congress for the Megaverse, with all realms not represented in Inisfree free to establish or maintain whichever forms of government they please; Inisfree is not trying to police nor control everyone, and we encourage confederacies (meaning we want state and other local authorities to have a lot of say in what goes on in their realms). The main corporation of Inisfree, WGI, shall have a board of top-level advisers (one from each of the 16 humanoid species WGI does the majority of its business with) called The Council of Elders (a.k.a. The High Council).
Section. 2. The four Congresses
(we don't divide our Congresses into Senates or Houses of Representatives)
The four Congresses of Inisfree shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the Grid Mind and the Inisfreean People.
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the natural biological level of sexual maturity (the completion of puberty), completed the official 41-day tour of Inisfree (including time spent in the Receiving Facility), and completed at least three of the higher grades in Inisfree's education system, preferably by then having been seven Years a Citizen of Inisfree, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that (Outlands) Realm in which she shall be chosen. No more than 10% of Representatives may be male, and no more than 1% inorganic; robots.
Representatives, not taxes, shall be apportioned among all Realms which may be included within the Verse Union (the union that is the Inisfreean realm and all its allied realms), according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Adults, including those bound to military service for a Term of Years, three fifths of all Minors (all persons below the age of the onset of puberty, which is for humans usually at age 11-12 in Earth-years). The actual Enumeration shall be made every Year after the first Meeting of the Congresses of Inisfree. The Number of Representatives for the smallest of these four Congresses shall not exceed one for every seat in the base chamber of Cloud City II's central spire. The Number of Representatives for the three larger Congresses shall not exceed one for every parking space in the sanctuary of the Temple of Auzdein; 55,851. Every species and civilization compatible with the Inisfreeans and the Inisfreean Way, and wishing representation in Inisfree's Congresses, shall have at Least one Representative; and until further notice, some of those species shall be entitled to choose up to 3,682 due to managing entire realms of a great number of citizens, worlds, and star-systems.
When vacancies happen in the Representation from any Realm, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Volunteering Compatible Persons to fill such Vacancies. (elections and democracy having been found logically flawed and rendered obsolete)
The committees of these four Congresses shall choose their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment of members of these Congresses (though Inisfreean Police may also intervene for various reasons, such as safety).
Section. 3. The Council of Elders (a.k.a. The High Council)
The Council of Elders shall be composed of the Governor of Inisfree, as well as one Representative from each of the 16 humanoid species Inisfree's main corporation, WGI, does the majority of its business with. Each of these Representatives will be chosen by the Governor of Inisfree, shall have a reserved seat in WGI HQ Tower's executive boardroom around the Round Table II, and shall have one Vote (though the vast majority of this council's decisions will be based on its members volunteering assistance to each other and the entities they represent, not voting to force others to reallocate their available assets). Members of this council shall herein be called Councilgirls (because they look so healthy they will never appear older than teenagers; appearing more like girls than women).
Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of them volunteering and, then, the Governor of Inisfree selecting from those volunteers, they shall be seated in alphabetical order, clockwise, from the top-down perspective, about the Round Table II, each one having an equal place and say the matters discussed in this room. They cannot impeach one another, and may hold their seats here for life (which often means eternity, as virtually all beings in Inisfree are rendered immortal if they weren't already), provided they enjoy the Inisfreean Way and this subordinate, though lofty, appointment to this literally high office. The Governor may have them take vacations or indefinite leaves (during which they will have a substitute fill in for each vacancy) based on any number of considerations (usually just when he can tell they need some time off to relax, refresh, recharge, and reassess; schedules and shifts aren't healthy when mandated, rigid, and long-term, as there can be too much structure even for natural submissives with strong work ethics). Any member may also resign, which would, of course, also be met with a substitute called in as a a temporary appointment to this office. The Governor's top secretary, Amber Laura Heard ICV1, will make all the communications and arrangements for temporary appointments, and will officiate the Governor's permanent/indefinite appointments whenever he has time to make them.
No Person shall be a Councilwoman who shall not have attained to the natural biological level of sexual maturity (the completion of puberty), immortality (such as the type vampires have), completed the official 41-day tour of Inisfree (including time spent in the Receiving Facility), completed all 20 grades in Inisfree's education system, and been nine Years a Citizen of Inisfree (for example, one may apply for citizenship while completing grades in Inisfree's educational system, meaning 20 years, not 29, in Inisfree would then be required for this office), and who shall not, when chosen, be an Inhabitant of that (Outlands) Realm which she shall represent. All Representatives must be female (born and remain).
The Grid Mind is Inisfree's equivalent of a Vice President or Executive Officer, and it may communicate with the Governor of Inisfree telepathically, via any computer with an Internet/Cortex connection, or through the medium of any of the Inisfreean-born girls, and this Grid Mind shall be Chief Operations Officer (COO) for WGI, but shall have no Vote in its Council of Elders.
The Councilgirls shall choose their other Officers, such as personal assistants and bodyguards (their own Secret Service agents), if they desire them in addition to Inisfreean-born girls serving them in those capacities.
The Governor of Inisfree shall have the sole Power to suggest all impeachments, substitutes (temporary), and replacements (indefinite), and no Councilgirl shall be sentenced nor punished; Inisfreeans instead reassure her, offer to help her pack and relocate, and focus on her accomplishments and merits, rarely if ever banishing such a Person.
Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office in Inisfree, but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment, and Punishment, according to Inisfreean Law (again, almost always meaning only that they must relocate out of Inisfree).
The Council of Elders is the only legislative body in Inisfree which may pass laws regarding the traffic of WGI, and its laws supercede those of its offices in the Outlands.
Section. 4. Choosing and Meetings Basics
The Times, Places, and Manner of Choosing the Congressgirls and Councilgirls shall be prescribed by the Governor of Inisfree, managed by the Grid Mind, and carried out on the individual level by the deployed Inisfreean-born girls.
The Council of Elders, and the four Congresses, shall assemble at least once in every Earth-year, and such Meeting shall start at different dates, and last for different durations, for each of them;
Each of the four Congresses shall assemble once every year; at least and at most once.
- The Council of Elders shall meet in the WGI HQ Tower's pinnacle boardroom, whenever it is most convenient for them all, and shall meet until they have reached a consensus that all their pressing issues related to this council have been satisfactorily addressed and resolved.
- The Global Congress shall meet in the main chamber in the base of the central spire of Cloud City II, for 3 Inisfreean months; 1 Janus through 28 Mars.
- The Galactic Congress shall meet in the Temple of Auzdein, for 2 Inisfreean months; 1 Janus through 28 Februus.
- The Universal Congress shall meet in the Temple of Auzdein, for 4 Inisfreean months; 1 Mars through 28 Venus.
- The Megaversal Congress shall meet in the Temple of Auzdein, for 7 Inisfreean months; 1 Auzdein through 28 Nibiru.
The terms of each of the Congressgirls of each of the four Congresses of Inisfree shall be four years; four consecutive years of sessions as a member of one of those four Congresses, then a mandatory period of four years off (not a member of any of those four Congresses), followed by the opportunity to have another four-year term. This cycle shall repeat indefinitely for so long as each Congressgirl is qualified and wishing to serve as a Congressgirl, bearing in mind that some Congressgirls are immortal.
Nyria Serra is here-to-forth appointed as Inisfree's Chieftess of Staff; in charge of all Inisfreean forces as the Inisfreean equivalent of a 5-star General/Admiral.
Section. 5. Congresses' Major Functions; Returns, Quorums, Penalties, Journals, and Recesses
The Grid Mind and deployed Inisfreean-born girls shall be the Judges of Returns and Qualifications of the Members of Inisfree's four Congresses, and a Majority of each of those Congresses shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number of those Congresses may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each of those Congresses may provide. Also, Inisfreean-born girls shall remain uninvolved in the elections of the Outlands realms.
Each of Inisfree's four Congresses may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behavior, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.
Each of Inisfree's four Congresses shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.
None of Inisfree's four Congresses, during their sessions, shall, without the Consent of the Inisfreean-born Congressgirls (who speak for the Grid Mind and all Inisfreeans), adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the four Congresses shall be hosted (among other reasons, this is in order to promote and aid in the eventual transitions of some of the members from the Global Congress up through the Galactic and Universal ones to the Megaversal Congress).
The Megaversal Congress is the only legislative body in Inisfree which may pass laws regarding the traffic between universes/dimensions, and its laws supercede those of the other three Congresses of Inisfree.
The Universal Congress is the only legislative body in Inisfree which may pass laws regarding the traffic between galaxies, and its laws supercede those of the Galactic Congress and Global Congress.
The Global Congress is the only legislative body in Inisfree which may pass laws regarding the traffic between solar systems of the Milky Way Galaxy, and its laws supercede those of the Global Congress.
The Global Congress is the only legislative body in Inisfree which may pass laws regarding the traffic between realms of (on/in) the Earth, and its laws supercede those of the legislative bodies of all Outlands realms of (on/in) the Earth.
Section. 6. Compensations and Double-booking
The Congressgirls shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Inisfreean Law, and paid out to each Congressgirl directly; offerings of citizenship in Inisfree, a luxurious residence there-within, and up to a dozen personal vehicles (such as luxury sedans and limousines) which may be used for herself and her staff (assistants and bodyguards). Congressgirls not Inisfreean-born shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony, and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
No Congressgirl shall, during the Time for which she was chosen, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of Inisfree, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office of Inisfree, shall be a Member of any of its Congresses during her Continuance in Office; we must not conflict nor overburden these ladies.
Section. 7. Bills of Law
Inisfree does not raise monetary Revenue, but collects percentages of top-quality kajirae for its Revenue from its populated and colonized protectorates, as well as other realms. All Bills for raising this kajirae-based form of Revenue shall originate in Inisfree's four Congresses (so that the represented realms have more of a say in how many of their kajirae their economies can surrender or donate); but the Grid Mind may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.
Every Bill which shall have passed one of these four Congresses, shall, before it becomes a Law, be presented to the Governor of the Inisfree realm; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that Congress in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the Grid Mind, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by the Grid Mind, it shall become a Law (because the Grid Mind is not there to undermine or override the Governor, but to reduce his workload). But in all such Cases the Votes of the Congresses shall be determined by Yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each Congress respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the Governor of Inisfree within ten Days (Sundays excepted; not for religious reasons, but for weekly Rest & Recovery) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless one of the Congresses by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of one of these four Congresses may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the Governor of the Inisfreean realm; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Congress from which it originated, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
Because the majorities throughout history have been frequently, consistently, even shamelessly wrong and backward about a great many things, such as during the witch trials, the Trail of Tears, and what led to the Holocaust, the experiment called democracy has been terminated. Here-to-forth, it is not a popular vote which installs leaders, but qualifications, regardless of what any majority may want. The Inisfreean realm's government shall not be a dictatorship, an oligarchy, a communist state, nor even a meritocracy, but simply an organization of capable, competent, ready individuals. In this way, no majority, regardless of how much financial dominance they amass (such as due to brainwashing and tithing of cowardly peasants), can lobby or otherwise sway a vote. Democracy was as corruptible and corrupted as the monetary and credit systems of the previous era. All votes and voting in the Inisfreean realm, and in cooperation with its allied realms, here-to-forth may only be made by competent parties, not anyone and everyone, as was the case with most democratic human nations of the Outlands.
Section. 8. Tax Regulation and Uses
The four Congresses shall have Power to lay and collect Taxes (typically only in the form of top-quality kajirae), Duties, Imposts, and Excises, to pay the Debts (such as those incurred from failure to clean up pollution) and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts, and Excises shall be uniform throughout the protectorates of Inisfree.
Taxes are now more like tithings; voluntary, regardless of representation in the four Congresses of Inisfree.
- To borrow kajirae on the credit of the Inisfreean realm;
- To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the Protectorates of Inisfree, and with the Tribes (peoples not belonging to Nations);
- To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the Protectorates of Inisfree;
- To coin Inisfreean kajirae collars, regulate the Value of Inisfreean kajirae, and of foreign kajirae, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;
- To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current kajirae collar of the Inisfreean realm;
- To establish Outlands Offices (such as WGI's office on Londinium) and Outlands Roads (such as the renovation of the Webway and Mass Relays);
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
- To constitute Tribunals (on the 205 Inisfreean-made worlds, as well as the Inisfreean-made world-sized and star-sized Space stations) inferior to the Grid Mind (such as the Grid Minds of the 205,000 Inisfree-like cities) and Inisfreean police-girls (The Grid Mind is Inisfree's version of the Supreme Court.);
- To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed in the Abyss (the Black Ocean, a.k.a. the Verse (excluding the worlds within it), a.k.a. the Megaverse, a.k.a. Outer Space), and Offences against the Inisfreean Law of Nations;
- To declare War (though Inisfree usually only declares Lust, deploying its forces for loving orgies rather than warfare, and conducts most war-time operations with a seduction-based strategy), grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land (Planet-side) and Water (in the Black Ocean; the Abyss; Outer Space);
- To raise and support Armies (such as the Inisfreean girls populations of the 205,000 Inisfree-like cities, as well as the Inisfreean-born population of Inisfree, and the Inisfreean girls populations of the Inisfreean-made world-sized and star-sized Inisfreean Space stations), but no Appropriation of Money (again, the currency of Inisfree is lovemaking, orgies, and top-quality kajirae) to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
- To provide and maintain a Navy (Space armada; all of Inisfree's war-worthy Spaceships, including those of its worlds and Space stations in its private star-system);
- To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land (planet-side) and naval (Outer Space) Forces;
- To provide for calling forth the Militia (Inisfreean-born police-girls) to execute the Laws of the Union (the Inisfreean realm and its allies), suppress Insurrections (typically by helping relocate the uprisers to mutually agreeable, luxurious locales) and repel Invasions (the Inisfreean realm is impregnable, however invasions have still been attempted up to the boundaries of the Sentry Towers and camouflaged moats of its Perimeter Orb);
- To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia (Inisfreean-born police-girls), and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of Inisfree, reserving to the Grid Mind, the Appointment (and billet rotation) of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by the Governor;
- To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular subordinate realms, and the Acceptance of the four Congresses of Inisfree, become the Seat of the Government of the Inisfreean realm and its allies, and to exercise like Authority over all Places obtained by the Consent of the Legislature of the realm in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;—And
- To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the Inisfreean realm, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
Section. 9. Immigration, Court Orders, Redundant Vessels Taxation, Treasury Withdrawals, and Titles of Nobility
The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the realms now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by these four Congresses prior to the Year two thousand and twelve, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten top-quality daughters (or like-rated female relatives or like-rated kajirae) for each Person.
The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed (because Inisfreeans don't want nor need land, but beauty and free love).
No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or enumeration herein before directed to be taken.
No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any realm allied with the Inisfreean realm.
No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one allied realm over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one realm, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.
No Money (kajirae) shall be drawn from the Treasury (Girl Kennels, a.k.a. the Subterranean Prison), nor Perfected Genetic Sequences (such as those of physically and mentally flawless kajirae) be drawn from the Black Vaults, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Inisfreean Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all Inisfreean Money shall be published, by the Grid Mind, for use in the Inisfreean realm only, from time to time.
Titles of Nobility shall be granted by the Governor and the Grid Mind: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of Inisfree's four Congresses, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any Outlander King, Prince, or foreign State.
Section. 10. Sub-realm Authority
No Inisfreean-made world (or the citizens or guests there-upon) shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but top-quality kajirae a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.
No allied realm shall, without the Consent of these four Congresses, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing its inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any allied realm on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the Inisfreean realm; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Control of these four Congresses.
No allied realm shall, without the Consent of these four Congresses, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another realm (allied or otherwise), or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.
Credit here-to-forth shall no longer be based on just the factor of how much money a person had or has, and how reliably they make payments, but on whether or not they were unfairly charged, such as in cases of extortion. Thus, all human Outlander credit reporting bureaus/agencies are here-to-forth disbanded, and their methods no longer recognized; their ways are obsolete.
Article. II. Executive Powers
Section. 1. Governor of Inisfree
The executive Power shall be vested in the Governor of the Inisfreean realm. He shall hold his Office for eternity, and, together with the Inisfreean chain of command, chosen for the same Term, be rotated in, as follows:
Each region of Inisfree and the 205,000 Inisfree-like cities, as well as each Inisfreean-made vessel, shall be staffed by, in such Manner as their Grid Minds may direct, a Number of Inisfreean-born girls, equal to the whole Number of billets which must remain filled in those regions and vessels, but no Person may hold a peacetime billet in the Inisfreean realm for a period exceeding one Inisfreean month (28 days), and this is easy for Inisfreean-born girls because they can learn and master anything within seconds instead years. In theaters of war, and war-time environments, especially during combat, most billets may remain filled for so long as the combat requires it; to prevent distractions and delays related to excessive rotation of personnel through the different billets. No Inisfreean-born girl shall appoint other Inisfreean-born girls, for the Grid Mind manages all Inisfreean-born girls, but Inisfreean-born girls of various billets shall appoint Outlanders, such as Congressgirls and kajirae in the Inisfreean realm, to various billets for various appropriate times relative their abilities and needs.
The Inisfreean realm is the same as one person's home residence and private property, it is staffed by living humanoid supercomputers, and its Commander-in-Chief is the immortal founder and property owner who is incapable of mental illness or other incapacitation, thus this realm is too advanced for a government type such as democracy, which is why it has a dictatorship branching down into a meritocracy-oligarchy, which further branches down into a multi-faceted delegation of worthy Outlanders. There are no Electors for any Inisfreean-born girls, Councilgirls (for the Council of Elders), or Congressgirls, but democracies and elections for Outlands offices do exist on some of the worlds allied with the Inisfreean realm; Inisfree is not anti-democracy beyond its territory. There shall be no Vice President equivalent in Inisfree, such as a Lieutenant Governor, but the Governor of Inisfree shall appoint Inisfreean-born girls as his Chieftess of Staff, Entourage (Mobile Secret Service), Mansion Secret Service, and other personal assistants.
No Person except the Founder of Inisfree, who is the First Citizen of the Inisfreean realm, at the time of the Adoption of the Inisfreean Way, and the Conception of Inisfree, shall be eligible to the Office of Governor of Inisfree; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Level of Immortality, and been twenty Years a Resident of the Earth.
When the Governor of Inisfree is on reduced-communications expeditions beyond the Inisfreean realm, the Powers and Duties of his Office shall be delegated to his Chieftess of Staff, then, when she is not available (such as when she, too, is on reduced-communications expeditions, to the ranks of his Entourage in their successive descending order, after his Entourage to the ranks, also in descending order, of the Inisfreean Master Females managing Inisfree's Megaversal Congress, and then to the following in the following order:
The Governor of Inisfree shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall be adjusted by him based on his desires and availability, and shall include King's Right, even amongst other kings, including high-kings.
- the Inisfreean Master Females managing Inisfree's Universal Congress
- the Inisfreean Master Females managing Inisfree's Galactic Congress
- the Inisfreean Master Females managing Inisfree's Global Congress
- the Inisfreean Master Females managing Inisfree's deployed armada/s
- the Inisfreean Master Females freshly graduated from all 20 grades of Inisfree's educational system, but yet to deploy with Inisfreean forces beyond the Inisfreean realm
Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:—"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Governor of the Inisfreean realm, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect, and defend the people of Inisfree and our Constitution."
Section. 2. Commander-in-Chief
The Governor of Inisfree shall be Commander in Chief of the military of the Inisfreean realm, of the city's living structures, and of its Inisfreean-born population across all of its 205,001 Inisfreean-made cities, when called into the actual Service of the Inisfreean realm; he may require the Opinion, in writing, transmitted to his office or mind via the Inisfreean Neural Network or in the manner of the Human Area Network; tactile contact with his Inisfreean-born girls, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the Inisfreean realm.
He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the four Congresses of Inisfree, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Congressgirls present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the four Congresses of Inisfree, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers (non-religious) and Consuls, Judges of the Outlands' High Courts, and all other Officers of Outlands forces allied and conducting joint operations with the Inisfreean forces (such as the Officers of the Spacecraft-carrier 'The New Horizon'), whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the four Congresses of Inisfree may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the Governor of Inisfree alone, in their Outlands Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Outlands Departments.
The Governor of Inisfree shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the four Congresses of Inisfree, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.
Section. 3. Commissions and Special Sessions
He shall from time to time give to the four Congresses of Inisfree information of the State of the Union (of the Inisfreean realm, its Protectorates, and its Allies), and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene all four Congresses of Inisfree, or any of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Inisfreean Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the Inisfreean realm, as well as decide which form-sakes (such as aircraft, buildings, clothing, gadgets, girls, plants, show-homes, and vehicles) are worthy to be perfected and cloned by the Inisfreean cloning facilities and means.
Section. 4. Impeachment
All Outlander Officers of the Inisfreean realm, its Protectorates, and forces conducting joint operations with the Inisfreeans, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors in violation of Inisfreean Law (such as denying the lifestyle called The Inisfreean Way). Inisfreean-born girls cannot be impeached, for they are a collective mind existing as extensions of the body, including the brain, of their maker, the Governor of Inisfree.
Article III. Judicial Powers
Section. 1. Courts and Judges Compensations
The judicial Power of the Inisfreean realm, shall be vested in one supreme Court; the Governor of Inisfree via the Grid Mind, and in such inferior Outlands Courts of allied realms as the four Congresses of Inisfree may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges of the inferior Courts shall hold their Offices during good Behavior, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.
Section. 2. Jurisdiction
The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the Inisfreean realm, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;—to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;—to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;—to Controversies to which Inisfree shall be a Party;—to Controversies between two or more allied Outlands realms;— between a realm and Citizens of another realm,—between Citizens of different realms,—between Citizens of the same realm claiming Lands under Grants of different realms, and between a realm, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign realms, Citizens or Subjects.
In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which an allied realm shall be Party, the Governor of Inisfree via the Grid Mind shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the Grid Mind shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Governor, with the advise of the four Congresses of Inisfree, as well as his Council of Elders, shall make.
The Trial of all Crimes in the Inisfreean realm shall be by the Governor of Inisfree via the Grid Mind; and such Trial shall be held in the Inisfreean region where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within the Inisfreean realm, the Trial shall be by jury of Outlanders, or in the manner of the local Outlands realm, at such Place or Places as the Congress equivalents of those realms may by their own Law have directed.
The Judicial power of the Inisfreean realm and its allies shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the Inisfreean realm or its allies by Citizens or Subjects of another/foreign/enemy realm.
Section. 3. Treason
Treason against the Inisfreean realm, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies (such as the religious who are opposed to the Inisfreean Way), giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses (such as two Inisfreeans) to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court (such as in the presence of any Inisfreean construct capable of intelligently interacting with said person).
The Governor of Inisfree via the Grid Mind shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason (such as detention in the Subterranean Prison, humbling in the Rape Fields and/or Rape Cave, or banishment beyond the Perimeter Wall of Inisfree) upon citizens, residents, and guests of the Inisfreean realm, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.
The four Congresses of Inisfree shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason on the people of the respective Outlands realms they govern, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.
Article. IV. Citizens and Property
Section. 1. Corresponding Realms
Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each allied realm to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other allied realm. And the four Congresses of Inisfree may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records, and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.
Section. 2. Extradition
The Citizens of each allied realm (such as Gor and Illium) shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the other allied realms.
A Person charged in any allied realm with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another realm, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the realm from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the realm having Jurisdiction of the Crime.
No Person held to Service or Labor (such as military service) in one allied realm, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labor, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labor may be due.
Section. 3. New Realms and Rules
New realms may be admitted by the four Congresses of Inisfree into this Union (of realms compatible with the Inisfreean Way and allied with Inisfree); but no new realm shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other allied realm; nor any realm be formed by the Junction of two or more allied realms, or Parts of realms, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the realms concerned as well as of the applicable Congresses of Inisfree.
The four Congresses of Inisfree shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the citizens, residents, and guests of the Inisfreean realm (whatever articles they brought with them from the Outlands, which were approved for entry into Inisfree by Inisfreean Customs (the Master Females on guard duty in Inisfree's Pearly Gates), as well as articles these people may have received from the shops in Inisfree's Mall, such as couture clothing); and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the Inisfreean realm, or of any particular allied realm.
Section. 4. Guaranteed Governments and Defense
Inisfree shall guarantee to every allied realm in this Union a Republican Form of Government, or whichever form of government each of those allied realms prefers, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence (such as civil wars and domestic terrorism).
*Domestic violence is no longer always illegal or bad, such as with master-kajira relationships or the natural wiring of sadomasochists, and so only certain forms of domestic violence will be surgically responded to or otherwise assisted with.
Article. V. A Living Document; Amendments
Any of the four Congresses of Inisfree, whenever two thirds of its Congressgirls shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of several of the allied Outlands realms, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified first by the Legislatures or Conventions of three fourths of those participating realms, then by the Governor of Inisfree; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the two thousand and fifteen shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article, or any of the Clauses involving the Governor of Inisfree; and that no allied realm, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Congress/es of Inisfree related to it.
Article. VI. Previous Engagements
All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the allied realms under this Constitution, as under that which preceded it, with the exception that nearly all debts to, and contracts with, any human or human organization are here to forth rendered null and void (99% of the concerned parties no longer exist, and those that do are on indefinite probation, by the authority of Inisfree, during the aftermath of the Earth's global clean-up operation called The Rapture Campaign).
This Constitution, and the Laws of the Inisfreean realm which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of Inisfree, shall be the supreme Law of the Megaverse; and the Judges in every allied realm shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any allied realm to the Contrary notwithstanding.
The Congressgirls, Councilgirls, and other representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several allied-realm Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the Inisfreean realm and of the allied realms, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required nor allowed as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust in or under the Inisfreean realm.
Article. VII. Amendments
ARTICLES in addition to, and Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, proposed by Congress, and ratified by the Legislatures of the several States, pursuant to the fifth Article of the original Constitution.
THE Conventions of a number of the Earth realms, having at the time of their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the New World Government, will best ensure the beneficent ends of its institution.
RESOLVED by the Global Congress of the Inisfreean realm, in the Global Congress assembled, two thirds of its Congressgirls concurring, that the following Articles be proposed to the Legislatures of the several Earth realms, as amendments to the Constitution of the Inisfreean realm and all the Earth, all, or any of which Articles, when ratified by three fourths of the said Legislatures, to be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of the said Constitution; viz.
ARTICLES in addition to, and Amendment of the Constitution of the Inisfreean realm and all the Earth, proposed by the Global Congress, and ratified by the Legislatures of the several Earth realms, pursuant to the fifth Article of the original Inisfreean Constitution.
Amendment the first... Number of Representatives
After the first enumeration required by the first article of the Inisfreean Constitution, there shall be 347 Congressgirls in the smallest Congress of Inisfree which shall meet in the largest base chamber of the central spire of Inisfree's Cloud City II, these 347 Congressgirls representing the allied realms of the Earth. There shall be one Congressgirl in each of the three larger Congresses of Inisfree for every one of the Temple of Auzdein's 55,851 parking spaces (55,851 Congressgirls representing the allied realms of the Milky Way Galaxy, another 55,851 Congressgirls representing the allied realms of the Universe, and 55,851 Congressgirls representing the allied realms of the Megaverse). The number of Congressgirls in these four Congresses may fluctuate from time to time, provided the Global Congress never exceeds 347, and the other three Congresses, each, never exceed 55,851, and that any realm not represented by at least one Congressgirl in one of Inisfree's four Congresses shall not have laws passed for it; no legislation without representation.
Amendment the second... Representative Compensation
No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Congressgirls and other Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.
Amendment the third... Freedom to Stop All Religion
Here-to-forth, there shall be no freedom of religion. Religion has caused most of the suffering, mortality, racism, sexism, child abuse, wealth wasting, torture, disease, and death in the world. Religion is an outbreak quarantined on the worlds still enduring it, and the wise people in all reams survive and thrive by combating it as purposefully and uncompromisingly as they combat other diseases such as AIDS and cancer.
There shall be no respect for nor tolerance of any religion, established or otherwise, especially for religions prohibiting the free exercise of mutually enjoyed sexual desires; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press (which many religions wrongfully claim is blasphemy or heresy); or the right of the people to assemble (violently against any outbreaks of the disease called religion, or peacefully for all other matters, such as orgies), and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. No religious person may hold any office, public or otherwise, nor may any of them be a member of a jury or law enforcement organization. No cathedral, church, mosque, parish, synagogue, or other temple of worship may be built, and no existing ones may continue to be used for religious purposes. No gatherings of religious people may occur in the Inisfreean realm, nor any of the realms allied with it, even if in the privacy of a basement or remote cave. No religious books or other texts may be possessed outside of official libraries, nor copies of religious books or other texts be made without special permission from the government, and never to the point of printing-press mass-production. All attempts to convert people to become believers of any religion will be counted as high treason, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, attempted child abuse, use of a biological weapon of mass destruction, and reckless endangerment of the public. Anyone found to be committing this crime of all crimes, most egregious and heinous of all acts (for it has consistently led to all the worst tortures and wars), shall have no rights, no warrants required to search and sieze their property or other assets, no trial by jury, no option for bail or parole, and no treatment better than the incarceration of the worst and most intentionally offensive slave (for religion lionizes slavery, so its followers will be treated as the slaves they wish, and wish all others, to be). Any religion-based military or militant group in an Outland realm will be immediately destroyed to every last member, man or otherwise, adult or otherwise; by surgical strikes if in an allied realm, and by thermonuclear carpet-bombing (or any other 'shock and awe' means deemed prudent) if in an enemy realm. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) shall here-to-forth be tasked with preventing the spread of all religions, as all religions have caused dis-ease of every imaginable type.
Freedom of speech does not include any rights to threaten people with torture (such as happens with all Abrahamic, and many other, religions), profess divine knowledge (such as happens with virtually all religions), claim connections with beings which no evidence exists to substantiate (such as happens with religions and 'mediums'), nor attempt to persuade or recruit people to join the ranks of believers or supporters of the imaginary friends called 'gods' or 'goddesses'.
Those outside Inisfree must read the entire book or books of any faith before they may claim to be OF that faith; they must know what they and their 'holy' book/s are actually talking about. Even though, all Outlanders should remember, confessing of a subscription to any religion is the same as admitting to being lethally contaminated or infected with a highly communicable disease; expect to be quarantined or euthanized.
Nations which allow religion or harbor religious people are the same as those who harbor terrorists or intentionally spread lethal plagues, and those nations shall be probed regardless of their sovereignty, borders, or laws.
*Non-violence and patience against religion did not work, for religions remained entrenched, stubborn, illogical, and violent even when unprovoked. Thus, protecting violence against religion and its subscribers will not worsen how entrenched or violent they are. After all, nothing can be more violent than religious people have been throughout history.
Amendment the fourth... Militia and Personal Arms
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free allied realm, the right of the people (compatible with the Inisfreean Way) to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The right of the people to keep and bear arms (firearms), as was detalied in the U.S. Constitution, is reinforced; no one with firearms, regardless of what those firearms are known as (such as 'assault rifle' or 'sniper rifle'), will have their rights reduced, nor their activities scrutinized, nor their firearms confiscated, merely because a fraction of a percent of firearm owners use their firearms in aggressive or controversial ways. No law/s may be passed requiring registration of these firearms. The innocent will not be penalized or otherwise punished because of the occasional harmful acts of complete strangers in a minute minority. Likewise, driver's licenses and vehicle types available for purchase will not be restricted or reduced merely because a fraction of a percent of vehicle owners or operators have vehicular accidents or attempt vehicular manslaughter. Only criminals will be punished. Taking firearms away from law-abiding citizens, and reducing the means by which they can defend themselves, does nothing to take firearms away from criminals or the insane; in fact, it gives them an even greater advantage; an even greater percentage of the firearms still in circulation, for criminals don't turn their firearms in. Accidents with firearms do not justify attempts to confiscate firearms from others, just as accidents with motor vehicles do not justify attempts to confiscate vehicles from others. Possession of firearms does not make people violent; violence makes people violent, and violence and firearms are not to be demonized, and certainly are not always wrong. Firearms are highly effective deterrents, and all good citizens deserve the right to have them. General George Washington correctly said "Free men own guns. Slaves don't. To enslave a nation, disarm the citizens." The Inisfreean people shall not be disarmed, especially not because of the 1% of firearms possessors who use their firearms inappropriately.
Amendment the fifth... Military Quarter and Compensation
No Soldier (on active or reserve duty; for the purposes of completing a mission from his or her superiors) shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Veterans (faithfully serving and/or honorably discharged) shall no longer be insulted by being given loans, bare-bones budgets for college, and harassment by the civilians whom they outrank by their courage, work ethics, and service. Veterans shall always be offered free educations up to the level of PhDs (provided they maintain good grades), as well as tax-exempt plots of land (provided their buildings on those lands are within the new building codes) from the government of realm which they served, vehicles (also from the government of the realm which they served) which don't require license plate renewal fees, free medical insurance (including dental and vision) for life, and compensation for their time; pay comparable to that of professional athletes and executives, because veterans are the ones making all of those other professions possible. Veterans shall never have their savings decimated, or otherwise excessively reduced nor withheld, merely for withdrawing some or all of their savings earlier than their financial institutions expected. Veterans of the 2nd Secret Army, as well as all other forces allied with the Inisfreean military, shall also be given top-quality kajirae in proper thanks for their faithful service, for nothing less than this is polite or acceptable. Veterans make up less than 1% of most nation's/realm's populations, so it is easy to take care of these basic needs and wants for them, and the least we can and shall do in recognition of their exceptional and exemplary honor and heroism.
Amendment the sixth... Search and Seizure Warrants
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Amendment the seventh... Capital Crime and Double Jeopardy
No free person (not kajirae) shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Amendment the eighth... Trials, Witnesses, and Legal Representation
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused free person (not kajirae) shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the realm and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.
Amendment the ninth... Due Process
In suits at common law in the Outlands, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the Outlands or the Inisfreean realm, than according to the rules of the common law.
Amendment the tenth... Bail, Fines, and Punishments
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. Maximum fines posted on official websites shall not be exceeded in sentencing.
Amendment the eleventh... Rights Reserved to the People
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Speed limits are here-to-forth based on a number of factors, such as driver/operator training and skill level, vehicle make and model, known vehicle maintenance, known vehicle modifications, road surface (such as due to weather) and visibility conditions at the time of the vehicle passing, et cetera. Thus, one of the rights reserved to the people of the Inisfreean realm, and all participating (concurring) allied realms, is to determine their own speed limits (within these logical guide-lines); to travel at velocities appropriate to their vehicles, abilities, and situations. Our level of technology allows us to determine, as quickly as Outlander radar guns work, whether or not such judgments of theirs are sound. Thus, some vehicles may be seen getting speeding citations even though they were going much slower on the same street sections than more advanced vehicles with more capable drivers.
Amendment the twelfth... Rights Reserved to the Allied Realms
The powers not delegated to the Inisfreean realm by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the allied Outlands realms, are reserved to the allied Outlands realms respectively, or to the people compatible with the Inisfreean Way.
Amendment the thirteenth... Pornography and Exposure
Pornography must not include any person deemed ugly (less than beautiful) and/or annoying (such as females who have masculine vocal signatures or rude habits) by the Governor. The Grid Mind shall use algorithms and other means to check 100% of pornography to ensure it meets this standard. Pornography shall be used in all sexual education (a.k.a. sex-ed) classes in the school system of Inisfree, starting with the first grade and continuing through the nineteenth grade and beyond. Pornography must have accurate descriptive labels and metadata, never vague, relative, or ambiguous terms such as 'hard', 'hot', or 'huge'. The Grid Mind will verify the accuracy of all labels and metadata automatically upon them being submitted with each recording and upload, making corrections as needed.
Out of shape (physically unhealthy) people (such as those who are as overweight as most Americans) wearing revealing clothing are now arrestable, detainable, and punishable as criminals; for indecent exposure. This law ensures Outlanders get in shape in private, not grossing out others in the meantime. Outlands home owners' associations (HOAs) require the houses on their properties to look a certain way, automobile show personnel require vehicles to be cleaned a certain way, and bosses require employees to be in uniform and groomed a certain way, all in order to maintain property values and positive images, and now we in the Inisfreean realm apply this to the entire population. Health, fitness, and clothing appropriate to one's fitness, are now mandates.
Amendment the fourteenth... Online Profiles
Every citizen, resident, and guest of Inisfree shall have a digital profile in the online social network titled Fuckbook, Fuckbook being available only when in Inisfree, its 205,000 Inisfree-like cities in Star-system Auzdein, and/or aboard any Inisfreean-made vessel (such as an SSBS, all the way down in size to an MPHA or WR, as well as a Police Tumbler; Inisfree's version of a squadcar). The Grid Mind will upload an accurate, rotatable, life-like, 3D model of each Fuckbook user. Online profiles must be accurate; up-to-date.
Amendment the fifteenth... Hacking and Cyber Warfare
The Grid Mind and Inisfreean-born girls will handle all computer (program) hacking and cyber warfare via their technopathic and other abilities. Citizens, residents, and guests of Inisfree are not permitted to hack or direct cyber warfare. Citizens, residents, and guests of Inisfree with knowledge of computer programming languages and/or hacking may only use computer terminals and other interfaces in the Inisfreean realm
Amendment the sixteenth... Marriage
Marriages become null and void while in the Inisfreean realm, and no Inisfreean-born girl will marry (excepting rare black-ops tasks, the possible marriages of which are not legal or binding in the Inisfreean realm or elsewhere). Citizens, residents, and guests are permitted to speak about their marriages in/from the Outlands. The Wedding Ceremony between the Governor and each girl or group of girls he weds in Inisfree and a different, modern type of marriage which does not sexually bind the spouses solely to one another. Wedding rings are banned in the Inisfreean realm, as they fall into the contraband category of jewelry. Marriage contracts and related paperwork are also banned in the Inisfreean realm. Faux wedding ceremonies and related events for the purposes of sexual role-playing are permitted in the Inisfreean realm, provided they are between a human or humanoid male and female, female and female, male and females, or female and females.
Unstable relationships are not enforceable by law in the Inisfreean realm; instead of weak pairs, comparable to noble gases on the Periodic Table of the Elements, interaction in the Inisfreean realm will reflect that of nature and all the Universe; groups instead of pairs is the norm (status quo and standard) in the Inisfreean realm, and each group will enjoy stability not by contracts nor inflexibility, but through a season-like fluctuation between prime numbers (groups with a prime number of members are more stable than other groups), as well as sharing and trading members whenever the moods arise, much like how outer orbit electrons are shared between atoms, and how outer atoms help molecules bond with other molecules from time to time.
Amendment the seventeenth... Human Rights
Human rights are defined very differently in the Inisfreean realm; humans are regarded as predominantly being a virus, plague, or cancer, usually incapable of intelligent thought, logic, or reasoning, and to be monitored and kept in check at all times, lest they pollute other worlds to the brink of Extinction-Level Events (ELEs). Thus, humans do not have rights by default; being born a human does not guarantee one any particular rights. This Constitution is written to spell out the rights for all humanoid people, not humans (excepting those humans deemed worthy to enter the Inisfreean realm).
Amendment the eighteenth... War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity
War crimes and crimes against humanity are defined very differently in the Inisfreean realm; because of how poorly humans have behaved, and how they are now proportionately regarded by the Inisfreeans and many other people/s, 'crimes against humanity' no longer makes sense, for humanity itself has almost always been a crime; ugliness and casually breeding to further spread ugliness is criminal by any measure/standard, not to mention the countless crimes and other wrongdoings humans have traditionally inflicted upon their own kind and all beings they come into contact with in recorded history. 'War crimes', to Inisfreeans, include things such as not starting wars to stop evildoers, such as humans who try to justify anything and everything that is obviously backwards and wrong.
For the 1% of Earth humans who have been found to be good, however, crimes against (their) humanity shall here-in be addressed. Our 'Clean Slate and Retribution Act'; a sub-routine of this Constitution, has established that all criminal records made by religious people, such as Outlander police, judges, and federal agents, are now expunged. It was unfair and inaccurate (boldfaced lying, actually) when religious people accused innocent people who enjoyed dancing, herbal remedies, reading, and making love without the insanity of paying churches or government officials to officiate marriages, of being witches, adulterers, immoral, or evil. The modern equivalent is true today; Outlands authorities have been as corrupted by the disease, infection, and insanity that is religion, and so have no authority to accuse or label anyone, nor do religious Outlands authorities have any right to monitor anyone, nor require anyone to submit to their corrupt courts, nor any right to require anyone to register as sex offenders (the modern equivalent of The Scarlet Letter abuse), nor any right to give anyone a criminal record, nor any right to add to any existing record. To simplify and fix the virtually infinite, life-ruining problems that were intentional and direct results of that corrupt Outlands system of authorities and records, we, the people of Inisfree, do hereby expunge all records of human Outlanders. We recognize that this will give a minute percentage of them a chance to do more wrong, but we also recognize that it will give virtually all of them a chance to at long last earn a fair and respectable living, as well as to travel (and invest and live) more freely.
Amendment the nineteenth... Building Codes and Zoning
All buildings and vehicles must be designed, built, and proven (prototyped, tested, inspected, and commissioned) in such a way as to collect and generate all their own (needed) power from renewable sources (such as wind and solar power). All homes, offices, and restaurants must grow most if not all of their food on-site (such as by rooftop aeroponics). No structures taller than two stories (20') may be built on swamps, below sea/ocean level (if within 50 miles of a sea or ocean coastline), above or adjacent fault lines, down slope from a volcano (in the path of likely lava flows), or in the path of violent weather (such as hurricanes). Asbestos and any carcinogenic material may not be used as flame retardants, insulation, or other building materials. Waste must never be dumped into any body of water, nor allowed to seep through the ground into any water table or water shed. All neighborhoods must have greenbelts. Skyscrapers must be built more down than up and/or out. Suburbs of different cities must not expand to the point of touching or merging. Cities, including their suburbs, must have greenbelts encircling them which have a width at least equal to the diameter of the city (including its suburbs); civilizations must maintain enough dispersion such that their natural environments can process any waste products they generate; cities can not metastasize into suburbs, and suburbs of different cities may not merge together, nor are congestion, traffic jams, or 'urban sprawl' legal here-to-forth. Residential, industrial, and entertainment zones must never be arranged in a checkerboard pattern, but grouped together; like with like. Power and communication lines are obsolete and should be replaced with current technology whenever encountered, but when this is not yet an option, power and communication lines must be installed in lead-lined underground pipes/cables to eliminate the risk of them causing cancers. Combustion-based power generators are banned, as are combustion-based and hybrid vehicles; the new standard, by Inisfreean Law, is zero emissions, zero hydrocarbons, zero greenhouse gases.
Amendment the twentieth... Inisfreean Exemption and Immunity
Inisfreean-born girls are not individuals like Outlanders are, and may not be accused of crimes, nor summoned to any court of law. Inisfreean-born girls are the guardians and judges of the Earth, as well as much of the Megaverse. Whether in the Inisfreean realm or the Outlands (all realms beyond Inisfree), Inisfreean-born girls have diplomatic immunity.
Amendment the twenty-first... Executive Orders
The Governor of the Inisfreean realm shall have the ability to issue executive orders, both public and private, whenever exceptional situations arise whose natures are not spelled out in this Constitution. The Governor of Inisfree may override any law or other decision of any of the Congresses of Inisfree, such as to guarantee or forbid various worlds from becoming protectorates or allies, however, due to the increasing number of worlds that fall, or may fall, into this category (~750,700 worlds as of the 2500s A.D.), these decisions are almost always left up to the four Congresses of Inisfree.
Amendment the twenty-second... Residence in Inisfree
The right of citizens of Inisfree to live in an Inisfreean-made residence in Inisfree shall not be denied or abridged on account of race, humanoid species, gender (male or female, provided the 9:1 female-to-male ratio of Inisfree's population is not changed; provided there are always at least 9 females to every male in Inisfree, with up to a 100% female population in Inisfree, excepting its Governor, also being acceptable), place of birth (such as another planet), place of upbringing (such as another planet), color (of skin), or previous condition of servitude (such as that of kajira). The conditions for visiting, being a resident in, and being a citizen of Inisfree include being compatible with and supportive of the Inisfreean Way, maintaining excellent physical and mental fitness, being in human or humanoid form, never littering or leaving a messy room, and never disturbing the peace in Inisfree (such as by interfering with sex or orgies in the Inisfreean realm).
All intelligent life compatible with the Inisfreean Way has the opportunity to visit the Inisfreean realm and have fair representation there-within; Inisfreeans will not allow racism toward those of different skin colors, those from different nations, those from different worlds, those from different dimensions, nor those who are considered 'inorganic' (such as robots).
All citizens and residents, and their guests, as well as visitors, shall be automatically pre-screened, evaluated, inspected for contraband, logged, etc., during their time in the Inisfreean realm, as well as when aboard any Inisfreean vessel, and these processes shall be conducted clandestinely so as not to interrupt their natural movements or speeds.
Amendment the twenty-third... Alcoholic Beverage Prohibition, Et Cetera
The manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquor/s and wine/s within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the Inisfreean realm for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited, as is prohibited drugs (of any kind), high-heeled footwear, jewelry (including all forms of piercings), make-up (a.k.a. cosmetics), male homosexual/bisexual pornography (when guests in someone's home, you do not bring in items which they simply are not interested in, regardless of what a visitor's orientation might be), marijuana, pharmaceuticals, tattoos, tobacco, and any weapon of the NBCRE (nuclear, biological, chemical, radiological, and explosive) group of categories (a.k.a. CBRNe).
Amendment the twenty-fourth... Standard and Freedom for Sex
The right of citizens, residents, and guests of the Inisfreean realm, who are of any age at all, provided females have the appearance of a human teenager (ages 13-19), and provided males have the appearance of a human adult (ages 20-45), to have sex shall not be denied or abridged by any person in any realm, allied or otherwise, on account of age, religious beliefs, the local status quo, the fear of STDs, the possibility of pregnancy, the possibility of later choosing to have an abortion, or anything else. Every person worthy of making it to Inisfree has the right to enjoy sex as they please, and anyone attempting to restrict this right will be considered a terrorist committing an act of war.
All citizens, residents, and guests of the Inisfreean realm are entitled to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"; people of ALL ages are now protected by Inisfreean Law so that they can explore their sexuality from the moment they feel their first attractions, crushes, and urges. Never will their natural urges be repressed, banned, shamed, or punished, no matter who they are attracted to, and no matter what the age differences between sexual partners are. People in the Inisfreean realm are now protected by the Inisfreean Police to love whomever (and however many) they are naturally attracted to, period (without exception).
Older people tend to make for better teachers, so greater age differences between sexual partners are here-to-forth supported, not the other way around; we, the people of Inisfree, want our people to learn, not to stumble around while repeating the mistakes of their predecessors needlessly.
Amendment the twenty-fifth... Space Debris
Derelict Spacecrafts from massive Space battles must be disassembled for recycling, lest they fall into terminal orbits, resulting in bolide-like or other destructive impacts. All spills of pollutants, in Space or on worlds, must be cleaned up by those who spilled them, even if it means the business goes bankrupt for a time; no pollutants may be left out with excuses such as "We ran out of money." or "We didn't have enough time.". Just as children may not leave a messy room, adults may not leave their messes anywhere else.
Amendment the twenty-sixth... Proactivity Against Major Cosmic Threats
Asteroids, comets, meteoroids, meteors, and other cosmic bodies, such as rogue planetesimals, which are on collision courses with worlds inhabited by people compatible with the Inisfreean Way, must have their courses manually adjusted so as not to impact nor pass anywhere near such worlds.
Amendment the twenty-seventh... Space Litter
Dumping trash in Space shipping/trade lanes is forbidden; all trash of all allied realms must be recycled at designated facilities.
Amendment the twenty-eighth... Inisfree's Sovereignty
In essence, Inisfree is the new Washington D.C. and Geneva, Switzerland, combined; Inisfree is the new global capital, seat of the Earth's new and only current superpower. Thus, Inisfree is the city where the seat of supreme government resides. Being a mobile city (the next-gen' of mobile homes, cargo planes, and tankers; cargo ships), Inisfree may relocate to a great variety of locales, and will still have its governmental and environmental authority over the Earth and other realms even if it is not in the Sun solar system for any period of time, brief or lengthy.
Amendment the twenty-ninth... Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
The TSA is no longer a separate entity, nor an entity of Inisfree's version of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), but is now one of the functions of Inisfree's Police. Thus, there is no TSA in Inisfree, and all airport (and other) security screenings are walk-through; scanners/sensors hidden in Inisfree's luxurious door-frames and the Inisfreean-born girls' eyes, noses, etc. The same is true for the 205,000 Inisfree-like cities in Star-system Auzdein, as well as aboard all Inisfreean-made vessels (such as the SSBS all the way down to the MPHA and WR).
Amendment the thirtieth... Political Parties Prohibition
In keeping with the sound advice of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, there shall be no political parties in the Inisfreean realm. We are not assembling Congresses to debate, write, and rewrite/undo laws back and forth like a pendulum, but to coordinate relief efforts, charities, pool resources, so on and so forth; a think-tank, not a political arena.
Amendment the thirty-first... National Flag of the Inisfreean Realm
The official flag of Inisfree and the Inisfreean realm is a rectangular field of a rainbow tie-dye fabric representing all the peoples, skin colors, hair colors, eye colors, languages, and allied realms in the Inisfreean Union, as well as the full spectrum of color wavelengths, sensory perception, personality types, memorization methods, and leadership styles. At its center is a white circle, and in the center of this circle is a black and gold swastika, representing the four seasons of the Earth, the movement of the Sun through the Earth's sky, good fortune, well-being, and other qualities in Jainism, Odinism, and other systems from the Far East. It is important to have a swastika on Inisfree's flag in order to restore its truth and positive origins; its creation and usage long before it was adopted and temporarily redefined by the Germans during the early 20th century. Inisfreeans are not racist nor anti-Semitic (Arabic is taught in Inisfree's school system for more than a dozen grade-levels, and is on many of Inisfree's multi-lingual signs, for example). Most first-time visitors to Inisfree from Asia immediately recognize the swastika as a familiar, good, inviting symbol whose origins have nothing at all to do with fascism, genocide, or national socialism.
The flag of Inisfree is often flown alongside the World Flag; the rectangular flag which is a grid of the miniaturized flags of all 196 nations (and the flags of several territories) of Earth before the global clean-up and terraforming operation at the onset of 2013.
Amendment the thirty-second... Inisfree's Downtown Streets Layout
The downtown (dense urban, inner city) region of Inisfree is named Sotu, and its streets, as viewed from high above, are arranged in a pentagram. The original meanings of this symbol include balance, interconnectedness, protection, stability, and wholeness.
Wreaths were made in pentagram styles and were placed on doors and walls as symbols of 360 degree protection. Asians use the pentagram symbol to represent the five elements/phases and their relationships, especially with regard to the medical science of acupuncture and herbal remedies, as well as in Feng Shui (and all of Inisfree is arranged based on the science of Feng Shui). This symbol makes practitioners of advanced sciences (called 'magics' by some Outlanders), such as witches and wizards, feel respected and welcomed in Inisfree, which they are. In Sotu, its incorporation helps promote the even distribution and smooth flow of traffic, just as it did in Washington D.C. (whose streets are laid out in another pentagram formation). Like the Germans adopting and temporarily redefining the swastika, the Christians, Eastern Stars (of the Freemasons), Muslims (as on the Moroccan national flag, representing the five pillars of Islam, as well as the Seal of Solomon), and Satanists adopted and temporarily redefined the pentagram. Pentagrams in Inisfree have nothing to do with any of those groups. Like Inisfree's use of the swastika, its use of the pentagram is another good and important restoration.
Amendment the thirty-third... Pledge of Allegiance Prohibited in School
Some Outlands nations once required students, as early as elementary school, to daily (typically each morning before the first class/period began) recite a pledge of allegiance; every student was expected to swear allegiance to the nation they were attending school in. In the Inisfreean realm, such pledges, to Inisfree or its king, are banned, because Inisfree is a private property and resort, not a nation in the Outlander sense of the term, and not in any way seeking to brainwash nor recruit for its already formidable and immortal military. Allegiances should be to the truth, not some frequently changing imaginary line drawn around a landmass obtained by way of biological warfare, endangered species exterminations, ethnic cleansing, geographic isolation, racist propaganda (against the Natives), and subterfuge (referencing the actual history of America's founding).
Amendment the thirty-fourth... Well-being of Slave Girls
No kajira may ever be wounded to the point of disfigurement or being crippled, permanently or otherwise, but any kajira's owner/master may trick a kajira into believing she will be wounded that severely if extreme situations call for that level of shock and corrective measures. An example of this would be pinning or tying down a kajira and resting a blade upon the backs of her legs, then informing her she will be hamstrung for attempting to desert her master (a common practice and technique employed on Gor, one of the planets whose population is compatible with the Inisfreean Way, and which is under the protection of the Inisfreean military), so long as she is not actually cut, or is cut only very slightly, leaving her hamstrings wholly intact. Severely wounding any kajira in the Inisfreean realm is considered damaging merchandise, destruction of government property, vandalism, and excessive force, and is one of the only forms of domestic violence held in the Inisfreean realm to be bad. Slapping, spanking, tripping, and whipping a kajira is not considered domestic violence at all, but (instead) standard daily training and basic education, which many trillions of girls across the Universe actually request and prefer.
It is here-to-forth unlawful to ban slavery for those whose liberty and pursuit of happiness hinge upon them participating in dominant/submissive (a.k.a. 'Dom/sub' or 'D/s') relationships, such as that of a kajira and her master. Thus, in this context, the sex slave trade is now protected by Inisfreean and natural Law.
No kajira may be bred with an ugly person. Kajirae who wish to become pregnant may conceive in the Inisfreean realm, but not gestate nor birth there, nor live in or visit the Inisfreean realm once they are mothers; Inisfree is a resort community only for the sexually mature (and compatible with the Inisfreean Way), not anyone below that developmental stage of life.
Article. VIII. Signatories
The Ratification of the Conventions of allied realms (those compatible with the Inisfreean Way and in direct support of it), shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between those realms and the Inisfreean realm so ratifying the Same.
Attest Amber Laura Heard ICV1 Secretary
done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the allied realms present the First Day of May in the Year two thousand and twelve and of the Independence of Inisfree the Final In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,
(signed in 2012-2013)
A°. von Himmler
Governor of the Inisfreean realm and deputy from Neuschwabenland
Lady Nyria Serra, Chieftess of Staff of the Inisfreean realm
California and the Dwarves Realm
Prince (now King) Gabriel Tiberius
Canada and the Werewolves Realm
Pack-alpha Elena Antonov Michaels
France and the Vampire Realm
Princess (now High-Queen) Ambrosia LeMorte
Italy and the Naga Realm
Kansas and the Kryptonian Realm
Massachusetts and the Mutants Realm
Lady Emma G. Frost
Prince (now King) River War-elf
New York and the Angels-on-Earth Realm
Prince (now King) Scott Spear-ruler
(signed during the 2160s)
Aman and all Woodlands
India and the Asparas Realm
The Atlantic, Indian, Pacific, and Mediterranean
The Fairy Realm
The Shadow Realm
Lady Xull'rae Zauviir
(signed during the 2220s)
The Asari Empire (dozens of worlds at this time)
The Pleiadian Empire (several worlds at this time)
(here: the signatures of the 39 Generals of the 2nd Secret Army who are to be installed as the kings of the 39 Outlands cities which will be the only ones and capitals standing after the upcoming global terraforming operation, these signatures representing the ratification of the near-future realms of New: Afghanistan, Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Bulgaria, California, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Congo, France, Georgia, Germany, Greenland, India, Italy, Japan, Libya, Madagascar, Mexico, Mongolia, Montana, Morocco, New Zealand, Peru, Poland, Romania, Russia, Scandinavia, South Africa, Spain, Texas, Tibet, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, and Venezuela)
Article IX: Amendments Not Included in Inisfree's Constitution's First Draft and Ratification
Amendment the thirty-fifth... Repurposing the Rape Cave
Ratified by Inisfree's Global Congress on (day/month/year) 25 Mars 2172.
This facility in Inisfree is no longer for punishment-based rape, but voluntary enjoyment of the fantasies and fetishes of beastiality, bondage, rape, and sensory deprivation. The punishment areas known as the Rape Fields and Rape Cave are hereby decommissioned, their traumatizing lifeforms disbanded and repurposed (rewired) for use as pleasure-based devices. Here-to-forth, no more Outlanders will be terminated by dragonfire or other means upon the Rape Fields, and no more modified Xenomorph impregnations of the three major female cavities will occur in the Rape Cave. Dung-sacks, the sensory-deprivation subway car, and the BDSM-based modified-Xenomorphs and their hive in those respective places in Inisfree shall remain; for the purpose of being standard corrective measures and effective/successful psychological tools to be applied to offending kajirae.
Amendment the thirty-sixth... Repurposing the Subterranean Vatican
Ratified by Inisfree's Global Congress on 13 Janus 2174.
The punishment area known as the Subterranean Vatican (Inisfree's architectural clone of the Vatican, previously used beneath Inisfree's surface as a gladiatorial arena) is hereby decommissioned. Here-to-forth, no more Outlanders will be made to compete to the death in the tournaments hosted in this facility. All tournaments of this repurposed facility shall be of an agility, prowess, and lust-based nature, in keeping with the overall immortality, comfort, and healing essence of Inisfree and the entire Inisfreean realm. Here-to-forth, Inisfree's Subterranean Vatican, and its arena section there-within, shall be the sexier, literally underground version of the Olympic games of Inisfree's Flower Towers (sports stadiums-crowned skyscrapers) and Valhalla Ski Resort areas.
Amendment the thirty-seventh... Dragon Feeding Policy
Ratified by Inisfree's Global Congress on 5 Februus 2180.
The dragons residing in Inisfree's zoo may no longer consume Outlanders in the Inisfreean realm; they must fly out through Grid Mind-authorized portals to hostile Outlands realms where ugly Outlanders (such as humans) are over-populating, consuming them for the same reason that pests, rodents, and invasive plants, such as weeds, are surgically reduced in the interests of stable ecosystems.
Amendment the thirty-eighth... Webway Restoration
Ratified by Inisfree's Galactic Congress on 2 Janus 2302.
The inter-stellar mass-and-rapid-transit construct known to the Eldar as 'The Webway', which has, they have confirmed, fallen, over the generations and millennia, into a state of disrepair and even, in some corners of it, virtual chaos, be restored to its former (original) stability and reliability. In an indefinite joint-operation with the Space armadas and related forces of the Eldar Craftworlds, many of the Inisfreean forces deployed to the Outlands beyond the Earth shall begin using a variety of our technologies and techniques to map, stabilize, secure, and patrol The Webway as we come to, scan, test, and try out each route of it.
Amendment the thirty-ninth... Star Wars Galaxy Expeditions
Ratified by Inisfree's Universal Congress on 28 Venus 2450.
The [Star Wars] Galaxy (name to be determined) is here-to-forth to be traveled to, further explored (beyond the initial probing operations during Inisfree's initial expeditions to many of the Earth-like worlds in the Universe), mapped, and reported back on, using an Inisfreean-lead force, preferably as a joint-operation with the Space commands of allied realms and peoples such as the Asari, Draenei, Dragons (of Dragonhome; the planet where the Dragon race are as advanced as Space travel), and Pleiadians. No terraforming or colonization of worlds in this galaxy is authorized at this time, however all levels of force are authorized for the protection of the expedition fleet/s, including for the protection of its/their members.
Amendment the fortieth... Expeditions of Other Dimensions
Ratified by Inisfree's Megaversal Congress on 7 Shakira 2563.
The other known dimensions/universes are here-to-forth to be traveled to, further explored (beyond the initial probing operations during Inisfree's initial expeditions to many of the Earth-like worlds in the Megaverse), mapped, and reported back on, using an Inisfreean-lead force, preferably as a joint-operation with the Space commands of allied realms and peoples such as the Draenei (experts in inter-dimensional travel since the time of Pangaea; ~225 million years ago) and Dragons (of Dragonhome; the planet where the Dragon race are as advanced as Space travel). No terraforming or colonization of worlds the other dimensions/universes is authorized at this time, however all levels of force are authorized for the protection of the expedition fleet/s, including for the protection of its/their members.
Article X: Amendments Repealed
Amendment regarding Reproduction:
Reproduction for Earth humans is here-to-forth much like it was in China from 1979-2011; one child is permitted per couple per lifetime, provided the couple is at least 22 Earth-years (average college senior or college graduating age) or older, and that the couple is financially able to provide a healthy diet and educational future for their child. Outlands apartment offices required people renting one of their apartments to show proof of monthly income equaling at least three times that apartment's monthly rent, and now we in Inisfree apply this principle to the far more important decision to create a living being; more than three times the projected monthly costs of creating a life, human or otherwise, must be readily available in monthly income and/or other assets before government approval for conceiving, gestating, and birthing the one offspring permitted per couple per lifetime may be granted.
- Proposed in the Summer of 2012
- Passed in the Autumn of 2012
- Enforcement Planned in the Winter of 2012
- Enforced from the Spring of 2013 to the Spring of 2016
- Repealed by Inisfree's Global Congress in 2016
The ground floor of the Epcot II Museum in Inisfree, capital of Antarctica and the Megaverse, displays its Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the Declaration of Independence. The Stasis Archives (Inisfree's version of the National Archives Building/Museum) are reserved for Inisfreean citizens wishing to hibernate indefinitely. Inisfree's Library of Congress II is reserved for Inisfreean citizens wishing to have quiet reading of hard-copy literature.
Sometimes the Inisfreeans and/or Congressgirls (Outlanders serving as members of Inisfree's Congresses) propose things and the Governor ratifies them when he can, other times the Governor proposes things and the Inisfreeans analyze them in nanoseconds, proposing their perfected versions back to the Governor the next time he is free, and he then ratifies them when he has time.
Those who help build parts of Inisfree and set up a life for themselves here need to understand and keep in mind that its Governor, Lord Auzdein von Himmler, built the vast majority of it and that it is still his private home and property which he allows guests to live in the guest residences of. If they don't like something he does, they need to go; because they are unhappy there and it is illogical for one to change anything about one's self at all, least of all at times when others disagree, because one can't please everyone. In other words, everyone should be his or herself, changing not to please others, but only when it is logical to fine-tune certain aspects of one's lifestyle. So when the Governor of Inisfree let's a guest of Inisfree know that it is time for them to depart, he is not mad at them, and they ought to keep in mind that he and his Inisfreean people will help them pack and relocate, but that they simply can't stay at that point. It would be like trying to force someone to surrender the house they built so you can become their dictator; illogical, unfair, unacceptable. When people no longer agree on key matters, it is wise for them to part ways and continue their individual life paths, both still growing and crystallizing, neither held back by the natures of others, all interacting only in mutually beneficial ways, and only for so long as it makes sense to interact.