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Inisfree's Declaration of Independence


The unanimous Declaration of the Inisfreean realm and all its allied realms and peoples across and within the Earth,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions not of the evil species, mankind, but to all other humanoid species, requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident,
  • that 99% of humans are (confirmed throughout all of history and daily life) ugly, lazy, irresponsible, self-righteous, bigoted, unstable, deluded, sociopathic, criminally insane, carcinogenic, addicted to treachery, and exponentially polluting, and are the mongrel descendants of Goblins, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, and worse,
  • that 1% of humans are (confirmed throughout all of history and daily life) intelligent, proactive, reputable, infinitely capable, beautiful, trustworthy, environmentally conscientious, and wrongfully labeled, criminalized, extorted, and otherwise held back in life by all other humans simply due to those other humans' insecurities of cowardice, greed, and jealousy, and are the clean and stable descendants of Angels, Asgardians (Aesir and Vanir), Elves, Fairies, and equally wonderful species,
  • that all Angels, Aspara, Demi-deities, Demons, Dinoids/Reptoids, Draenei (and Fauns), Drow, Elementals, Elves (and Eldar), Fay, Inisfreeans, Kryptonians, Merpeople, Naga, Nymphs (and Dryads), Pleiadians, Vampires, Werewolves (and other Were-creatures, such as Were-bears), and Mutants (X-Men style human evolutions; X-Men: Humans:: Humans: Cro-Magnon) are intelligent, good, love-worthy people with spirit, talents, specialties, and high technology,
  • that all people are not created equal; that they are endowed by their genetics and other factors with a vast spectrum of innate abilities, ability levels, and ability maximum potentials, all of which make them unequal,
  • and that all Angels, Aspara, Demi-deities, Demons, Dinoids/Reptoids, Draenei (and Fauns), Drow, Elementals, Elves (and Eldar), Fay, Inisfreeans, Kryptonians, Merpeople, Naga, Nymphs (and Dryads), Pleiadians, Vampires, Werewolves (and other Were-creatures), and Mutants (X-Men style) are deserving of certain Rights, among those Rights being Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among these Species, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness (provided those are not at the expense of the clean, natural environments of the worlds they inhabit). Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that these Species are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the modern Presidents of the United States, as well as the modern leaders of nearly all other human nations, is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over those States and most of the rest of the Earth. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

They have refused our Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
They have forbidden Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation 'til their overseers' Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, they have utterly neglected to tend to them.
They have refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
They have called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with their measures.
They have dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness their invasions on the rights of the people of all the aforementioned good humanoid species.
They have refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
They have endeavoured to prevent the population of these Realms; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
They have obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing their Assent to Laws for establishing fair Judiciary powers (which are not corrupted by quotas, budgets, or religion).
They have made Judges dependent on their Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
They have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people (the people of all those aforementioned good humanoid species, as well as the 1% of humanity that is good and natural), and eat out their substance.
They have kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies (of police, private investigators, federal agents, and paid informants) without the Consent of our legislatures.
They have affected to render the Military, Police, Courts, Prison System, Media, Power Companies, Telecommunications Providers, Non-renewable Resources Corporations, Religious Institutions, and Intelligence Agencies independent of and superior to the Civil power.
They have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving their Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
  • For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us (such as religious fanatics masquerading as police; local Al Qaeda and Taliban equivalents, armed with military-grade armored vehicles, such as the MRAP variants):
  • For protecting them (police, corporate leaders, and others), by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders (and many other crimes, such as nearly constant perjury) which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
  • For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world (such as by travel restrictions based on false charges and false convictions unprovoked yet maliciously planned and coordinated against us):
  • For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent (taxation even with representation is still without consent): 
  • For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury, as well as fair and logical Trials in general:
  • For transporting us beyond our homelands (beyond our means to return and resume our critical businesses) to be tried for pretended offences
  • For abolishing the free System of Natural Laws in neighboring Realms, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into all other Earth realms:
  • For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
  • For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
They have abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of their Protection and waging War against us.
They have plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people, leaving our entire planet in utter ruin by way of pollutants, stress, and borderline martial law.
They are at this time transporting large Armies of foreign and local Mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
They have constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive in all Realms to bear Arms against their Country and Nature, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
They have excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and have endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Human Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.

They have funded and participated in unlawful and unwarranted spying, searches, seizures, and coercion in the attempt to continue all of those.
They have created blantantly corrupt and backwards regulatory organizations, such as the ATF and FDA, to forbid the use of most things healthy, while attempting to brainwash the people into believing the deadliest poisons and drugs are medicines, legal, and acceptable.
They have been knowingly overgrazing and overfarming all arable lands to the point they cause Dust Bowls and locust swarms, cause water shortages and droughts, and cripple those once-fertile regions into becoming deserts.
They have refused to wage actual war against the illegal dumping that has led to literal islands of floating trash the size of nations in the middles of all the oceans of our world.
They have allowed hybrid vehicles to be developed instead of using the infinitely cleaner, all-'green' technologies for all-electric vehicles; trying to please the criminals causing the worst problems, instead of correctly punishing them and solving those problems.
They have allowed a blantantly flawed banking, credit, and monetary system to financially ruin the lives of hundreds of millions of hard-working, honest people, essentially reinstating nearly universal, unwanted, unproductive slavery for the entire planet,
using the media in an attempt to brainwash people into thinking ugliness, aging, and death are normal and unavoidable, instead of using the media to teach the truth; that all of those things are solvable, Should be solved, and Are being solved.
They have given rights to people who didn't earn them, and reducing the rights of the only few people who Did earn them.
They have been honoring and accepting the hearsay of drunkards and shameless traitors over the logical and verifiable testimonies and evidence of literal heroes.
They have been (attempting to) demonizing logic, critical thinking, science, sharing, sex, orgies, pornography, sex toys, flirtation, immortality, independence from taxation, and critical, natural love below certain ages and beyond certain age differences, as well as demonizing people of other species, such as Androids and Vampires just as they once demonized Blacks, Natives, and people who share their love with more than one other person.

They have pretended to have special origin and knowledge. They have pretended that they are not animals. They have pretended that souls exist, and that only they possess them. They have pretended other animals cannot see in color, and that people of other colors are automatically evil and deserving of harsh slaveries. They have pretended all other humanoid peoples and civilizations are made-up, and that contact with intelligent Space aliens has not been going on since before their recorded history began. They have pretended that their imaginary friends are gods who know what is best for everyone; fascist tyrrants. They have pretended that natural urges and natural attractions are sicknesses and evil deserving of slaveries (imprisonments, economic slavery thereafter, etc.), especially when loving relationships develop with those who need it most in order to develop into healthy, normally functioning members of society; children. They have punished heroes for killing evildoers even in clear-cut situations in official combat environments, and have allowed lower ranking people to slander higher ranking people (civilians summoning veterans to court). They have committed the Trail of Tears, yet later used carpet-bombing and nuclear bombs against other nations who did far less. They have maintained Trail of Tears equivalents against all cattle and many other domesticated and wild animals; 'cow towns', slaughter-houses, neutering/spaying facilities, and euthanasia clinics of animal 'shelters'. They have produced nearly 100% ugly offspring whose very appearance, let alone the presence of their energy/thought-fields, has a devastating draining effect on all around them, nearly identical to all of the effects of the innumerable variety of pollutants they produce and casually discard into nearly every river, sea, and ocean on their current planet. They invented religions to make their imaginary friends ('gods') even worse. They waste nearly 99% of their annual budgets on

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the humblest terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince or President, or any leader, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They, too, have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united realms of Inisfree, in Global Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Human leaders of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these realms, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Realms are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Human governments, and that all political connection between them and the Human nations, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of natural Providence, we, the people of the aforementioned humanoid species, mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

Attest Amber Laura Heard ICV1 Secretary

done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the allied realms present the First Day of May in the Year two thousand and twelve and of the Independence of Inisfree the Final In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,

(signed in 2012-2013)
A°. von Himmler
Governor of the Inisfreean realm and deputy from Neuschwabenland

Lady Nyria Serra, Chieftess of Staff of the Inisfreean realm

Vanadis Freyja

California and the Dwarves Realm
Prince (now King) Gabriel Tiberius

Canada and the Werewolves Realm
Pack-alpha Elena Antonov Michaels

France and the Vampire Realm
Princess (now High-Queen) Ambrosia LeMorte

Italy and the Naga Realm
Tempest Thema

Kansas and the Kryptonian Realm
Kara Zor-El

Massachusetts and the Mutants Realm
Lady Emma G. Frost

Prince (now King) River War-elf

New York and the Angels-on-Earth Realm
Divinity Gottschalk

Prince (now King) Scott Spear-ruler

(signed during the 2160s)
Aman and all Woodlands
Queen Tauriel

Hell Dimension

India and the Asparas Realm
Goddess Urvashi

The Atlantic, Indian, Pacific, and Mediterranean
Goddess Thetis

The Fairy Realm
Queen Oona

The Shadow Realm

The Underdark
Lady Xull'rae Zauviir

(signed during the 2220s)
The Asari Empire (dozens of worlds at this time)
Liara T'Soni

The Pleiadian Empire (several worlds at this time)
Maya Erra

(here: the signatures of the 39 Generals of the 2nd Secret Army who are to be installed as the kings of the 39 Outlands cities which will be the only ones and capitals standing after the upcoming global terraforming operation, these signatures representing the ratification of the near-future realms of New: Afghanistan, Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Bulgaria, California, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Congo, France, Georgia, Germany, Greenland, India, Italy, Japan, Libya, Madagascar, Mexico, Mongolia, Montana, Morocco, New Zealand, Peru, Poland, Romania, Russia, Scandinavia, South Africa, Spain, Texas, Tibet, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, and Venezuela)
Final Notes:
The ground floor of the Epcot II Museum in Inisfree, capital of Antarctica and the Megaverse, displays its Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the Declaration of Independence. The Stasis Archives (Inisfree's version of the National Archives Building/Museum) are reserved for Inisfreean citizens wishing to hibernate indefinitely. Inisfree's Library of Congress II is reserved for Inisfreean citizens wishing to have quiet reading of hard-copy literature.

The signing of this prolific and revolutionary document is dated two months before the pre-Rapture nuke attack; 1 May 2012, with the nuclear Independence Day, of course, being the following 4 July. That nuclear strike was a counter-offensive, just as the U.S.A. had used nuclear weapons against some of its enemies; targeting millions of innocent civilians, and so they and all other humans learned the painful lesson; that they can expect the same level of response if they continue to stand against our people and our way of life. Merely writing down offenses on a piece of paper does nothing; this declaration was a good start, but only one little step in a much grander and far more important operation of self-liberation. American forces defend American lives at all costs, and Inisfreean forces defend Inisfreean lives at all costs. Six months after our nuclear counter-offensive; eight months after the united realms signed this Declaration of Independence, we, the Inisfreeans, won the war with our final attack; the Rapture. Unlike Outlanders, our nuclear strikes are not so poorly planned that they result in mutually-assured destruction, and, also unlike Outlanders, our mop-up operations do not result in power vacuums or resisted Reconstructions. Now that we have completed these proper, thorough steps, our Declaration of Independence actually has some weight.​​
Inisfree's Declaration of Independence